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Without Gemma this week, who was subbed out for birthday celebrations (happy birthday Gemma!) Martin and Dom discuss who doesn't really have a proper rival and should therefore have to sit it out on Rivalry Round, whether Carlton thudded, having a sook and having a ping, all while eating and analysing the ingredients of Chicken Crimpy biscuits.

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A different one this week!  Alex and Dom find themselves at Marvel Stadium for Pointless Cup II, Carlton vs GWS.  Insightful commentary on glow-in-the-dark jumpers, how many seconds in a year and lots of gratuitous da da da da daaaas as the Blues notch up a famous victory.  We even managed to accidentally record our favourite line from someone in the crowd shouting at the umpire - "YOU'VE GOT ONE JOB!"

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In this week's episode, we explore the weird and wonderful world of worm burning (singeing?), where the chewy might actually be on your boot, how to find your car at VFL Park and other equally pointless stuff.  We also check in on the moral premiership, the Pointless Brownlow and Tennis Ladder and round off with the usual Smileometer and Thud Review.  Over to you!

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After the FOOTY FEAST of "Gather Round", the three of us are back together and actually talk quite a bit about football (apologies).  We identify who thudded and who is still languishing, touch on the Smileometer and update the moral premiership and two VERY EXCITING developments on the Tennis Ladder...  

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In a bonus this week, with Gemma away and Martin unable to join, Dom sits down with his son Alex to talk about inter-generational Carlton (and other) supporters, what team's mascots can and can't be eaten and other key topics, like... redemption

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Our fifth episode and we think we have finally got the SOUND right!  We talk about ridiculous byes in round 3 and 4, say hello to the rising Saints, talk about languishing, the smile-ometer and introduce the Thud Radar - is your team on it...???

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For the first time ever in the same room, Gemma, Martin and Dom debrief the first two rounds of the AFL season, discuss premiership hangovers and start to form opinions on our idiosyncratic (is that how you spell that?) performance measures 

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Join Gemma and Dom to warm up for the first bounce of the 2024 AFL season.  Martin's away enjoying himself but we talk about gameday outfits, women's sport, poshy posh people and our tips for the first four matches (notice how we didn't say "Opening Round"...?)

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In this episode Martin joins Gemma and Dom and we talk pre-season dreams, alternative Brownlow counts and premiership ladders before we're joined by Jon talking St Kilda until the lights go out and we have to go home.

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IN this, our first ever podcast attempt, Gemma and Dom attempt to understand why the 2024 AFL season opener is not in fact round one, why we support the teams we do, and in general ramble on about nothing much.  Oh, we do a few predictions also.  Enjoy!