Polyganometry

Polyganometry

By Chris JessopReligion & Spirituality
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Polyganometry episodes

  • 60 - Colton Drake

    In this preposterously fun episode, former Jehovah's Witness and current stand-up comedian Colton Drake and I reveal unto the world what the view is like from the Watchtower, why in the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks J-Dubs don't celebrate birthdays, the existence of real-life NPC's, and where he thinks the Garden of Eden actually is. The answer may surprise you!

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    Sept. 9th (Port Angeles) Ticket Link:

    https://navalelks.ticketleap.com/comedy-night-at-the-elks/

    1 hr 14 min
  • 58 - Rob Devens and Jacob Whitmer (pt. 1)

    In this meeting of the minds, I sit down with former Mormons and current stand-up comics Rob Devens and Jacob "Moose" Whitmer and reveal unto the world our favorite Church Snacks (TM), harmonize on classic primary hymns, and reminisce about Fast and Testimony meeting.


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    50 min
  • 55 - My Mom's Little Brother (pt. 3)

    In this delightfully blunt episode, Jared and I light up some Three-Toed Pete and reveal unto the world the proper way to cultivate apathy, how he quit smoking (cigarettes) by using his self-taught technique of Internal Hate Speech, and how uncomfortable emotions indicate positive beliefs.


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    41 min
  • 57 - Steven Tye & Rob Devens (pt. 2)

    In part 2 of this sound-bite-heavy episode, Steve, Rob, and I reveal unto the world Rob's participation in extra-curricular activities, how suppressed Steven's church memories are, and a story of how I got attacked by a ne'er-do-well in a Mexican restaurant bathroom.

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    52 min
  • 56 - Steven Tye & Rob Devens (pt. 1)

    In part 1 of this copacetic episode, current stand-up comedians and former Mormons Steven Tye and Rob Devens sit down for a chat and we reveal unto the world how a pregnancy scare restored Rob's faith, Steven's thoughts on jump-humping, and my penchant for romantic gestures.

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    42 min
  • 54 - Rob Wentz

    In this strong-language-containing episode, my ridiculously wonderful comedy pal Rob Wentz (@therealmcrobinson) pops in for a rousing chat involving local comedy (we couldn't help it), Rob's VERY loose understanding of the Bible, and an even looser description of Mormon cosmology.


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    Official Photo of Joseph Smith

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    48 min
  • 53 - My Mom's Little Brother (pt. 2)

    In this eclectic episode, Jared and I continue our conversation and dip further into what he describes as "Journeying;" a mindfulness practice where he fought a Japanese blade-smithing demon called a Tengu. Antelope, Wolves, Demons, oh, my! 


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    1 hr 23 min
  • 52 - My Mom's Little Brother (pt. 1)

    In this first of many biographical episodes, my Uncle Jared, his son Elijah, and I reveal unto the world his pre-birth memories, how much he detests beets, and how even Grandpa Rod knew when he was whooped. 


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    1 hr 24 min
  • 51 - Keep Sweet: Pray and Obey Review

    In this tough-pill-to-swallow-kind-of episode, I sit down with my bestie Devon and Ol' Crumpets to discuss our thoughts, feelings, and emotions after watching the Netflix docuseries Keep Sweet: Pray and Obey; which shows the life, times, rise, and eventual fall of notorious polygamist and leader of the FLDS, Warren Jeffs. Many of my extended family members are featured, as well as [the audio of] a video in which "Uncle" Warren reveals his true feelings regarding his relationship with the Almighty. 


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    Warren Jeffs in Prison: I Am Not Your Prophet I Lied

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh9wnCcR0LE&t=1s&ab_channel=ThinkerOfThoughts

    2 hr 13 min

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Join religious apostate and stand-up comedian Chris Jessop as he sits down with his seemingly-infinite number of relatives to discuss what it's like growing up in polygamy! It's cooky! It's culty!…