Polyganometry

Polyganometry

By Chris JessopReligion & Spirituality
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Polyganometry episodes

  • 50 - My Mom, My Sisters, and Me

    In this gin and whiskey-fueled episode, the 3 most important women in my life and I reveal unto the world how the Screamin' Eagle is possibly genetic, the nostalgic sound of the Teton Mountain Stomp, and a line-by-line dissection of the Priesthood Dress Standard. Buckle in, this one's a hoot! 


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    1 hr 36 min
  • 47 - My Mom's 2nd-Oldest Brother's Oldest Son

    En este episodio bilingüe, mi primo hermano Josh y yo le revelamos al mundo cómo aprendió las cuerdas de la masculinidad a los cuatro años y medio, cómo conoció a su esposa en Ecuador y aquella vez que orinó en mi cama.

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    • 1 hr 5 min
    • 0.02 - Me

      Hey all you blasphemers! This sort and sweet episode features some news about the podcast's global reach, explanation for the recent hiatus, and an idea to help small businesses.

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      • 20 min
      • 46 - My Mom's 2nd-Oldest Brother's 18th-Oldest Child

        In this episode, my 1st Cousin Marissa and I reveal unto the world her struggle with mental health problems, how her little sister exfoliated with her pubes, and how she gained a new-found respect for her father.


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        • 51 min
        • Polyganometry Halloween Special!
          It's the Polyganometry Halloween Special! In this terrifyingly funny episode, Ol' Teabagz and I reveal unto the world a variety of stories from the early days of the Mormon Church involving demonic possession, Kenneth Copeland's knack for heavy metal music, and how speaking in tongues is probably a sign that you're of the devil.
          So dawn your crystals and take a long sip of your kombucha, 'cause this episode is as close to a true-crime podcast Polyganometry will ever get! 
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          2 hr
        • 45 - My Mom's 2nd-Oldest Brother (pt. 4)

          In the final part of this interview, Ol' Crumpets and I sit down with the Wet Dream King to reveal unto the world polygamy questions that he has never heard before, a challenge for Fraser to be a polygamist for a week, and how hedgehogs are somehow wild in the UK?


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          • 1 hr 10 min
          • 44 - My Mom's 2nd-Oldest Brother (pt. 3)

            In this somewhat sticky episode, Ol' Redcoat and I sit down with my Uncle Brady and we reveal unto the world the profound stupidity of Karl Pilkington, the benefits of starting your day at 3:30am, and why Brady crowned himself the Wet Dream King.


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            • 1 hr
            • 43 - My Mom's 2nd-Oldest Brother (pt. 2)

              This is the other half of the conversation from last weeks episode. Uncle Brady and I take a peek behind the scenes of My Five Wives, how fundamentalism is at the root of polygamy's problems, and how he has "come out" as a polygamist.


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              • 1 hr 6 min

              About Polyganometry

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              Join religious apostate and stand-up comedian Chris Jessop as he sits down with his seemingly-infinite number of relatives to discuss what it's like growing up in polygamy! It's cooky! It's culty!…