Polyganometry

Polyganometry

By Chris JessopReligion & Spirituality
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Polyganometry episodes

  • 32 - Planet X Special w/ My Mom's Dad (pt. 2)

    In the 2nd half of this very special episode, my Grandpa and I expand on the origins of life on Earth, some compelling evidence by NASA confirming the existence of the supposed "12th Planet", and I also tell him that I love him.


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    • 1 hr 19 min
    • 31 - Planet X Special w/ My Mom's Dad (pt. 1)

      In the first half of this other-worldly episode, my Grandpa and I sit down and reveal unto (this) world the Anunnaki, a race of humanoid extra-terrestrials from the planet Nibiru who, according to author Zecharia Sitichin, are responsible for life on Earth. Strap in and keep your eyes out for UFO's!


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      • 55 min
      • 30 - Theo Blue

        In this gigglefest of an episode, my comedy buddy (and former Mormon) Theo Blue and I reveal unto the world Joseph Smith's possible use of psychedelics, how many Mountain Dews he shotgunned as a youth, and what the Provo Soak actually feels like.


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        • 2 hr 17 min
        • 29 - My Dad's Oldest Sister's Husband's 1st Wife's Only Son

          In this wonderful episode, my kinda 1st Cousin and I reveal unto the world how his mom is his family’s resident Polyganometrist, the logistical details involving seating arrangements during church, and we call my mom to clear the air about how she truly feels about him.


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          • 1 hr 41 min
          • 28 - My Dad's 2nd-Oldest Sister's 2nd-Oldest Daughter (pt. 2)

            In part 2 of this anecdotal episode, my 1st cousin and I reveal unto the world the intricacies of polygamist politics, Nephite dresses, and the deeper meaning behind getting a Blue Star on Field Day.


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            • 1 hr 6 min
            • 27 - My Dad's 2nd-Oldest Sister's 2nd-Oldest Daughter (pt. 1)

              In this well-researched episode, my 1st Cousin and I reveal unto the world the facts on sexual abuse regarding the culture of the AUB, what it’s like being the kid of Cult Cop, and the beginning of an intricate, very “true-crimey” section of Pinesdale’s history.


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              • 46 min
              • 26 - My Mom's Older Brother's 1st Wife's Oldest Daughter

                In this vulnerable episode, my 1st cousin and I reveal unto the world her experience of being the oldest of 25 children, what it’s like to have a family on TLC, and how she truly feels about her parent’s lifestyle.


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                • 1 hr 20 min
                • 25 - My Mom's Dad (pt. 5)

                  In this episode, my Grandpa and I reveal unto the world the unlikely mix of trigger weight and the "7th wave", the greatest shootout in Secret Service history, and how he became baptized into the Apostolic United Brethren. 


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                  • 1 hr 43 min
                  • 23 - My Little Sister and Her Husband

                    In the 2nd half of this conversation, my little sister and I reveal unto the world how the Articles of Faith might induce emesis, the proper way to pronounce Ammoron, and an ironic casting choice for the AUB's production of Cheaper by the Dozen. Her husband also pops on at the end to talk about what he thought about Pinesdale while growing up in the Bitterroot Valley.  

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                    • 1 hr 32 min

                    About Polyganometry

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                    Join religious apostate and stand-up comedian Chris Jessop as he sits down with his seemingly-infinite number of relatives to discuss what it's like growing up in polygamy! It's cooky! It's culty!…