Polyganometry

In this aggressively honest episode, my 1st Cousin Tim is called to receive his Seconds and reveal unto the world how choosing a religion is like playing roulette in a casino, whether or not women shave their boobs, and a whole lotta talk about the Labans, Gadiantons, Babylonians, and Teancums.

**WARNING!!**

**If you are someone who doesn't want to hear an open dialogue about sex then you should totally listen to this episode.**

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In this episode brimming with truth bombs, my 1st Cousin Once-Removed-in-Law and I reveal unto the world how the Haitian earthquake helped him leave the Group, a truncated explanation of the Great Apostacy of 2015, and what living Section 132 might look like in the future.

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Join me on a solo ramble session talking about some of the interesting things people have said (and threatened to sue me for!) since I started the podcast. Criticisms such as:

In this retro-actively recorded episode, my 1st Cousin and I reveal unto the world the nuisance of the AUB's pedophile concentration, how you should address your other mothers, and her ranking of how hot various Disney characters are.

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In this divinely inspired episode, my (only) Mom and I reveal unto the world what it was like being married to the most eligible man in town, how the AUB was involved in the Black Market, and how she almost drown-by-proxy doing Work for the Dead.

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In this female-friendly episode, my Older Sister and I reveal unto the world an extremely complicated way that we are related without being brother and sister, how the “Birds and the Bees” was replaced by the “Bread and the Butter,” and what it’s like being pursued by a married man at age 14.

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It’s the Polyganometry Holiday Special! In this festive episode, I am joined by my 1st Cousin in during this wondrous time of year and unwrap what in the devil happens on Christmas morning in a polygamist household. Its small, sweet, and easily consumed just like most of your food intake the last few days. 

In this liberaTing episode, my Aunt and I reveal unto the world what it’s like beinG 1 of 28 children (kind of), how to handle Grandma fARTs while shopping, and how a dodgeball to the face can spark a sexual awakening.

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In this liberating episode, my Aunt and I reveal unto the world what it's like being 1 of 28 kids (kind of), how to handle Grandma farts while shopping, and how a dodgeball to the face can spark a sexual awakening.

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In this long-time, no-see episode, my Kind-of Aunt and I catch up and reveal unto the world how she was jealous of Jesus, the power of genetic traits (for better or worse), and how she might actually be a real prophet(ess).

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