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Join religious apostate and stand-up comedian Chris Jessop as he sits down with his seemingly-infinite number of relatives to discuss what it's like growing up in polygamy! It's cooky! It's culty! It'... more
FAQs about Polyganometry:How many episodes does Polyganometry have?The podcast currently has 68 episodes available.
January 31, 202113 - My Dad's 2nd-Oldest Sister's 3rd-Oldest SonIn this aggressively honest episode, my 1st Cousin Tim is called to receive his Seconds and reveal unto the world how choosing a religion is like playing roulette in a casino, whether or not women shave their boobs, and a whole lotta talk about the Labans, Gadiantons, Babylonians, and Teancums.**WARNING!!****If you are someone who doesn't want to hear an open dialogue about sex then you should totally listen to this episode.**Have questions you'd like to be answered on the podcast? Reach out! Email: [email protected] Instagram: @polyganometrypod Facebook: facebook.com/polyganometrypod...more1h 27minPlay
January 24, 202112 - My 1st Cousin Once-Removed-in-LawIn this episode brimming with truth bombs, my 1st Cousin Once-Removed-in-Law and I reveal unto the world how the Haitian earthquake helped him leave the Group, a truncated explanation of the Great Apostacy of 2015, and what living Section 132 might look like in the future.Have questions that you'd like to have answered on the podcast? Reach out! Email: [email protected] Instagram: @polyganometrypod Facebook: facebook.com/polyganometrypod...more1h 50minPlay
January 17, 20210.01 - MeJoin me on a solo ramble session talking about some of the interesting things people have said (and threatened to sue me for!) since I started the podcast. Criticisms such as: Is my mother really the Son of God and Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? Tune in! Is the cover art a blasphemous expression of my apostacy? You decide! Do you worship a different God if your dad is home every night? As if!...more54minPlay
January 10, 202111 - My Mom's Older Brother's 3rd Wife's Oldest DaughterIn this retro-actively recorded episode, my 1st Cousin and I reveal unto the world the nuisance of the AUB's pedophile concentration, how you should address your other mothers, and her ranking of how hot various Disney characters are.Have questions you'd like to have answered on the podcast? Reach out! Email: [email protected] Instagram: @polyganometrypod Facebook: facebook.com/polyganometrypod...more1h 24minPlay
January 03, 202110 - My (only) MomIn this divinely inspired episode, my (only) Mom and I reveal unto the world what it was like being married to the most eligible man in town, how the AUB was involved in the Black Market, and how she almost drown-by-proxy doing Work for the Dead.Have questions you'd like to be answered on the podcast? Reach out! Email: [email protected] Instagram: @polyganometrypod Facebook: facebook.com/polyganometrypod...more1h 9minPlay
December 27, 20209 - My Older SisterIn this female-friendly episode, my Older Sister and I reveal unto the world an extremely complicated way that we are related without being brother and sister, how the “Birds and the Bees” was replaced by the “Bread and the Butter,” and what it’s like being pursued by a married man at age 14.Have questions you'd like to have answered on the podcast? Reach out! Email: [email protected] Instagram: @polyganometrypod Facebook: facebook.com/polyganometrypod...more1h 19minPlay
December 25, 2020Polyganometry Holiday Special!It’s the Polyganometry Holiday Special! In this festive episode, I am joined by my 1st Cousin in during this wondrous time of year and unwrap what in the devil happens on Christmas morning in a polygamist household. Its small, sweet, and easily consumed just like most of your food intake the last few days. ...more18minPlay
December 24, 20208 - My Dad's Youngest SisterIn this liberaTing episode, my Aunt and I reveal unto the world what it’s like beinG 1 of 28 children (kind of), how to handle Grandma fARTs while shopping, and how a dodgeball to the face can spark a sexual awakening.Have questions you'd like to be answered on the podcast? Reach out! Email: [email protected] Instagram: @polyganometrypod Facebook: facebook.com/polyganometrypod...more1h 1minPlay
December 20, 20208 - My Dad's Youngest SisterIn this liberating episode, my Aunt and I reveal unto the world what it's like being 1 of 28 kids (kind of), how to handle Grandma farts while shopping, and how a dodgeball to the face can spark a sexual awakening.Have questions you'd like to have answered on the podcast? Reach out! Email: [email protected] Instagram: @polyganometrypod Facebook: facebook.com/polyganometrypod...more1h 1minPlay
December 13, 20207 - My Dad's Dad's 2nd Wife's 2nd-Oldest DaughterIn this long-time, no-see episode, my Kind-of Aunt and I catch up and reveal unto the world how she was jealous of Jesus, the power of genetic traits (for better or worse), and how she might actually be a real prophet(ess).Have questions you'd like to have answered on the podcast? Reach out! Email: [email protected] Instagram: @polyganometrypod Facebook: facebook.com/polyganometrypod...more56minPlay
FAQs about Polyganometry:How many episodes does Polyganometry have?The podcast currently has 68 episodes available.