In this scantily clad episode, my 2nd Cousin and I reveal unto the world the star-crossed journey of her and her husband (no relation), slut-shaming for exposed shoulder blades, and one extremely specific use for a spoon.

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In this "Y'member that one time?"-filled episode, my 1st Cousin and I reveal how clean his mom(s) expected the house to be, a PBR-fueled appreciation for skinny dipping, and an interesting recipe for squirrel meat.

This episode is dedicated to my guest's dog, Gambit. Rest in peace, ya scoundrel.

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In this free-flowing episode, my Kind-of Uncle and I reveal unto the world a Sunday School lesson on planetary movement, what it's like being an uncle before you are born, and how the 'Rona is no match for Mormon Prom.

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In the first episode that I recorded, my 2nd Cousin and I reveal unto the world her 1st-hand account of cousin lovin', how sinful it is to read Harry Potter, and a new way to eat watermelon rinds.

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In this juicy episode, my 1st Cousin and I reveal unto the world how to teach a Priesthood lesson while hungover, Mace Windu's influence on the problem of race, and how his wife probably sat on a fence before she was born.

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In the Polyganometry premiere, my Dad and I reveal unto the world a patchwork history of the Apostolic United Brethren, how you can fool the FBI by dressing up in drag, and how God is probably Queen Latifah.

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This short and sweet episode is great if you want to know what to expect from the guests and I, as well as my hopes for whoever decides to listen.

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It's the trailer! Woo hoo! The first episode drops November 1st!

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