Polyganometry

Polyganometry

By Chris JessopReligion & Spirituality
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Polyganometry episodes

  • 22 - My Little Sister

    In this riffy episode, my little sis and I reveal unto the world how getting pregnant is kind of a hobby in the AUB, how bodily harm was commonplace during recess, and what she would do if her child grew up to be a Furry.


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    • 1 hr 22 min
    • 23 - My Little Sister and Her Husband

      In the second half of this conversation, my little sister and I reveal unto the world how hard it is to say the names in the Book of Mormon, how to cuss like a fundamentalist, and what happens when a guest takes a bathroom break. Her husband also hops on and tells us what his perception of Pinesdale from someone who grew up outside of the sniper towers. 


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      • 1 hr 32 min
      • 21 - My Mom's Dad (pt.4)

        In this episode, my Grandpa and I continue through his transition from the Secret Service to the US Border Patrol. He and I reveal unto the world his peripheral knowledge of the Watergate Scandal, how to use a night vision scope as a weapon, and how picking tomatoes changed the trajectory of his life.


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        • 2 hr
        • 20 - My Mom's Dad (pt. 3)

          In this episode, my grandpa and I continue his journey through the Secret Service after the Navy. He and I reveal unto the world how he found my grandma during Hide and Seek, how efficient he was at Work for the Dead, and what type of underwear President Nixon wore.


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          • 2 hr 19 min
          • 19 - My Mom's Dad's 3rd Wife's Oldest Daughter

            In this refreshing episode, my Aunt (and also my 2nd cousin) and I reveal unto the world how to drop the Polygamy Bomb while bartending, how happiness can be found by living in a 5th wheel, and how she found a cousin while doing some explosive welding.


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            • 1 hr 3 min
            • 18 - My Mom's Dad (pt. 2)

              In part 2 of the conversation with Gramps, he details how many times he failed his oral seaman's exam, how he almost married a woman named Dog, and his final wish of dying in a bar fight.


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              • 1 hr 21 min
              • 17 - My Mom's Dad (pt. 1)

                In this episode that has been a long time coming, my Grandpa and I reveal unto the world what his life was like growing up in rural Oregon, a new way to think about the semi-colon, and his life before the Navy.


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                • 1 hr 11 min
                • 16 - My Mom's Mom's Oldest Brother's Oldest Son

                  In this twangy episode, my “Uncle” Aaron and I reveal unto the world the similarities between polygamy and an Aryan daycare, a new Book of Mormon movie starring Nicolas Cage, why parts of the Book of Mormon are written in French, white salamanders, and the “Curse of Being Good At Writing Country Music.”


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                  • 1 hr 35 min
                  • 15 - A&YSR w/ Fraser McMinn

                    In the first ever Ask and Ye Shall Receive, I am joined by the tea to my crumpets, Fraser McMinn. He dials in from the American Motherland to help me answer the still, small voices that are stirring in the spirits of the listeners. 


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                    • 2 hr 1 min
                    • 14 - My Mom's Dad's 0th Wife's Only Son

                      In this unique episode, my Uncle and I reveal unto the world how a free cup of coffee led to becoming a meteorologist for the Navy, how he hasn't learned how to speak in tongues yet, and what really happens when you cross the equator. 


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                      • 1 hr 19 min

                      About Polyganometry

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                      Join religious apostate and stand-up comedian Chris Jessop as he sits down with his seemingly-infinite number of relatives to discuss what it's like growing up in polygamy! It's cooky! It's culty!…