We have been around for 50 episodes! Wow! Join us for the big celebration for J. R. R. Tolkien's (or Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien as Elliott says)ground breaking fantasy novel, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring!

We live in a society! And sometimes all we want in that society is to be a convivence store woman! Join us as we talk about housing incels, and being honest to yourself in Sayaka Murata's stand out novel, Convenience Store Woman!!

Yay Zombies! But wait, this isn't anything like the movie? Wait! Its BETTER! Join us as Bek talks about Paul Redeker (more like freaks out, lets be honest), and Elliott hum (as one does), in Max Brooks FANTASTIC novel (and audio book) Minecraft: The Mountain...just kidding! Zombies here we come! Welcome to World War Z!

What can we say? This book is better than Hunger Games in our opinion plus, it has a cheese cult classic movie to go along with it! Join us for Koushun Takami's best seller in Japan: Battle Royale!!!

Time Travel? Children that aren't children?! Giant crabs?!? Futurama?!?! That sure is a lot in a very short episode! Please enjoy H. G. Wells: Time Machine!

Alien and science talk galore! We understand neither, but hey, its okay cause the Earth isn't part of the galactic federation! Join us for Carl Sagan's novel: Contact!!

Bek finally got to do their favorite novel! Not only that, but Elliott gets to listen to them simp about Michelle Pfeiffer...whoops! Anyway, join us as we talk about the sweet boi Tristran and his star lady dom! Introducing Neil Gaiman's novel: Stardust!!

A Time Fruit? A Watch Tangerine? A Sundial Clementine? Either way, this book was shorter than expected, written in a not-English English and contained mass amounts of ULTRA-VIOLENCE (so trigger warnings for those who do not know about this book...like Bek...). Presenting Anthony Burgess (least favorite novel he has written): A Clockwork Orange!

We have a guest this episode! Please enjoy Kaylee read one quote then give up and let Bekah do it instead while she contemplates the lack of robotic boobs! What can we say, we can help but explain it poorly! Introducing Isaac Asimov's novel that the movie is nothing like: I, Robot (and please know...Will Smith is not in it).

Happy Black History Month! Pleas enjoy the gay, the mispronunciation, and the entire time of Bekah loving Mossi! Presenting Marlon James's Black Leopard, Red Wolf!