Percy Jackson and the Adults Letting 12 Year-olds Literally go to Hell. That is what this book is about right? Join Elliott and Rebekah as they bring back Batman, talking about cousins dating, and irresponsible adults in Rick Riordan's hit young adult novel: Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief!

God of War taught us how to pronounce these names, but lets be honest, when have we pronounced something correct? Join us in not being able to say Jormungand and talk about how much of a himbo Thor is in Neil Gaiman's series of short stories: Norse Mythology!

Elliott is back at it with some gay bois to fill your need! We ignore names, create head cannons, and (badly) do some Batman impressions! Please enjoy Madeline Miller's The Song of Achilles!

We have made it through our first series and golly gosh gee! Was it a ride! Tune in here for Elliott getting lost in the time line because he forgets Hoa's perspective is in the past! He's almost as confused as our listeners!! Presenting the finale to the Broken Earth Trilogy: N. K. Jeminsin's The Stone Sky!

A FIRST IN POORLY EXPLAINED HISTORY! Listen as Elliott and Rebekah get more and more shook as we read the sequel to the Fifth Season and second book in the Broken Earth Series. Presenting N. K. Jemisin's Hugo Award winning book: The Obelisk Gate!!

This book was so amazing and so liked by Rebekah and Elliott (who only had Rebekah's poor explanation as a basis) that they both decided to actually finish the whole series! Maybe then Rebekah will be able to remember to say the main character's name correctly for once! Presenting another book by a black author in support of Black Lives Matter: N. K. Jemisin's FANTASTIC novel, The Fifth Season!

Elliott and Rebekah are back! And showing their support of the Black Lives Matter movement by reading a book by a black author! So join them in the mass amount of feels and realizing how NOT religious both of them are as they continuously pronounce "Pilate" wrong! Presenting: Toni Morrison's AMAZING novel, The Song of Solomon!

Who would have thought Frankenstein was actually supposed to be hot? And who would have though Elliott would have a spot on impression of Squidward? And who would have though those two occurrences would have became so intertwined during the horrible explanation of Mary Shelly's classic novel: Frankenstein: The Modern Prometheus!

Nothing says vampire like *insert bad Dracula impression her* "Blah Blah Blah!" Elliott and Rebekah tried their hardest with this book, but there is just something about Dracula's peculiarly sharp teeth that got to them. Maybe its the scariness...maybe it is the fact they cant pronounce peculiarly.

Join us as we horribly break down the classic novel, Bram Stoker's Dracula!

Just like Dopinder, you are our young Kirsten Dunst to smooth, handsome-faced Brad Pitt, and we are here to give you more...MORE VAMPIRES THAT IS. Enjoy Elliott and Rebekah freak out over the book which is finally embracing the gays in an amazing non-sucky (ha ha) way! Presenting Anne Rice's Novel: Interview With A Vampire!