About three things Elliott and Rebekah were absolutely positive. First, this book is a wild take on vampires. Second, there was a part of Rebekah-and she didn’t know how potent that part might be-that still thinks Twilight is entertaining. And third, Elliott unconditionally and irrevocably hated every moment of this episode with a fiery passion.

Presenting our horrible take on Stephanie Meyer's best selling novel: Twilight!

Bekah has a new favorite book, and while the film is amazing, she cant seen to get over how extra all the characters are. Elliott is just along for the ride and his uncanny ability to do old lady voices. Listen as Elliott and Rebekah doing horrible voices, quote the book way too many times, and struggle not to laugh at Diana Wynne Jones's famous novel: Howl's Moving Castle!

Can we offer you a book about good bois in this trying time? Though if you read the book you may cry... but hey! Dogs! Join Elliott doing the explaining (in celebration of our boy turning 22)as he explains Jack London's story: The Call of the Wild! And remember folks, wash your hands and love your pets!

Things have been wild, but Elliott and Rebekah are here for you with a book to show you we still have a while before our lives are classified as a dystopian novel! Speaking of...join Rebekah Price and Elliott Roberts as they try not to be too political with Margaret Atwood's fantastic novel: The Handmaid's Tale!

Rolling natural ones all over the place! Listen as Rebekah and Elliot crit fail on explaining this book (and in Bekah's case, fail at uploading the episode on time. Uh oh. That looks bad on a resume). Join us as we we don't even try to say all these Dungeons and Dragons names, talk about Daddies, and keep reminding you listeners how nerdy we are in R. A. Salvatore's Novel: The Legend of Drizzt Book 1: Homeland!!

Rebekah is back and with another guest! Join Rebekah Price and Taylor Sinclair as they read direct quotes involving pirate grunting during sex, talk about how awful the main characters are at literally everything, and lament over the most racist portrayal of the ONLY non-white character in the E. L. James's top selling (Bekah wants to burn all copies) book: 50 Shades of Grey!

Elliott is back and better than ever! We are also back to semi normal books! If you can call a book that portrays the Earth as a Libra and a fortune teller whose prophecies contained advice not to invest in Betamax, normal....Anyways! Join us for this week's adventure is the fantastic book written by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett: Good Omens!!!

Elliott is out of commission, Rebekah only started reading 3 days before recording, she also didn't understand 80% of what she was reading, and the computer had recording errors causing bad audio. Nearly as many problems as what happens between Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy. I think we can all agree that while zombies are an issue, the real issue between them...is personality. Join us, Rebekah Price and her two guests: Martha Jaenicke and Natalie Blake, as we wade through the gore of Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith's parody novel: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

Wow! This may be our most graphic... or is it sexy ;)...episode yet. Don't let that stop you though, cause it most certainly did not stop Bekah from wheezing with laughter every time they made Elliott read the direct quotes. They have to torture him some how. Presenting Naima Simone's sexy time Harlequin romance novel: Black Tie Billionaire!

We did it!! And this time we did not lose the cat audio! For both of us, this entire episode was a flash back to our middle school days. OH! And Elliott actually pretended to be one of the cats! Presenting Erin Hunter's first book in a series of MANY, Warriors: Into the Wild!