Bekah finally got to read her gay book. She is very happy, but not as happy as Ruth finally getting to be gay with her butch lover. Join us as we jump around different time frames, mimic the southern accent poorly, and generally simp over the gays in Fannie Flagg's novel: Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Café!

Elliott spins a tale of a sexy Captain Nemo and Bekah is still waiting for Dory to show up....Join Us as we dive deep underwater where its not always better where its wetter in Jules Verne's famous Novel: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea!

Of Shrews and Dudes is what this boils down to as we cry over deaths, talk about meat hair, and get confused by all the "C" names in the famous novel by John Steinbeck: Of Mice and Men!

Elliott's voices are so good this episode! Maybe its the fact that its the first time we are recording in four weeks, maybe its because we keep calling it Loord of the Floos.... Join us as we read the classic novel by William Golding: Lord of the Flies!

Bekah has Covid! Sorry!

Is Aslan God? Are the main kids really the children of Adam of Steve? Can lions clap? The world may never know....

Join us considering furry Aslan in C.S. Lewis's novel: The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Sir, this is my emotional support bear dad. especially since real dad turned out to be weird. Join us as we hate fictional parents in Philip Pullman's novel and first in the series: The Golden Compass (or The Northern Lights)!

You decide!

The only reason the people who survive in this book survived is because of the smol soft boi, Jim Hawkins! Join us as we explain (with minimal accidental calling of Treasure Planet) Robert Louis Stevenson's novel: Treasure Island!

Mama Mia! Here we go again with another Hugo Award winning novel and ignoring character names! Presenting Ann Leckie's multiple award winning novel, Ancillary Justice!

Want a short episode to listen to in your bath? The enjoy Bekah cutting out 80% of the dialogue and world building as we talk about Sati and her simp, Shiva! Presenting Amish Tripathi's The Immortals of Meluha!!