John & Pat go down the Wikipedia rabbit hole. Where will they end up? If you guessed “boring science page”, you’re right 9 times out of 10.

On this most patriotic of days, the guys celebrate the only way true Americans can: by talking about fanciful songs! And also by tag-team wrestling Vladimir Putin in Jell-O. USA!

Prepare to enter a dimension of sight and sound, where time and space lose all meaning and poop jokes rule the day. As with all things sci-fi, Pat speaks excitedly and eruditely about the topic and John strives mightily to pretend he gives a !#*@.

John & Pat set out to prove that conversations can be interesting, even when they veer off of the show’s premise. Unfortunately, as they were trying to provide this proof they began discussing mid 80’s sitcoms and fell asleep.

John & Pat present the second in their 3-part series examining the effects of talking about nothing. The results are sure to delight and educate you! We don’t know what some words mean.

Premises – what are they good for? John and Pat ditch the theme of the show for the first time ever to talk unscripted, unfiltered, uninspired. Plus, a visit from an alien! Or is it just a resident with a funny name? We’ll never tell.

Pat & John predict – with chilling accuracy – which of the many brilliant and visionary new shows on the fall schedule will make the arduous journey straight down the universal crapper. Plus: enter to win a trip to Camden!

John & Pat once again discuss their favorite cultural heroines, Abbi and Ilana, and link their characters back to some unlikely sitcom forebears. Of course, we’re talking about Lenny & Squiggy.

Michael Morris once again sabotages the podcast to discuss the age-old rivalry between Mrs. Butterworth and Dear Abby. One’s full of syrup, the other’s full of syrupy advice. Who will be left standing? Who will be left caring? Download and find out!

Hollywood insider David Schneider returns to break down the mis-en-scene of the two greatest revenge movies ever made. Unfortunately, we could only get hold of one of them, so the other one is “Death Wish”.