Social media darling Paul Myers joins the guys to discuss the illustrious career of David Bowie and his untimely death at the Battle of the Alamo. An episode to share with your loved ones (which for our listeners most likely means cats).

John & Pat continue in their mission to educate the stupid public by giving advice to Yahoo! Answers questions and looking at their local news. Unfortunately, many, many animals were killed in the making of this episode.

Pat & John look back at the year that was and determine it to be the pinnacle of human achievement. Then they look up the word ‘pinnacle’ and have to make a shame-faced retraction.

John & Pat compare the two biggest hit sitcoms on Fox by not really talking about them at all. It’s a holiday miracle!

Michael Morris joins the guys to compare a classic Christmas movie with one Lifetime churned out in 2 weeks, inadvertently proving the holiday has lost all meaning.

John & Pat examine the work of David Gedge via the two bands he’s in who both recorded the same album in different styles. Then they forget which band is which and one of them has a stroke.

John & Pat have even less to say than usual, but that doesn’t stop them from saying it over and over. In the end, only one will be left standing. The other will be lying on a mattress sipping lemonade.

An episode that was not requested by everyone! To no one’s delight! Pat reads emails from John’s vacation. Buckle your seatbelts this week you’ll have half of the voices to listen to, and double the opinions to disagree with.

John and Pat wanted the same ratings as Never Not Funny, so instead of developing comedy skills they just played Sevens for this episode. Oh, plus another mystery game! Who doesn’t love listening to people play games? Commies, that’s who. Also, those who care what goes into their ear holes – those people and commies. THAT IS IT.

John & Pat compare the two rarest ’80s B-movies out there – you can’t find these on Amazon! Or Wikipedia. Or IMDB. Don’t even try. In fact, skip this episode, because you’ll never see these films.

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