Here's the show I recorded live on Friday with D.J. Buckley! We take you through bizarre romance novels, subliminal transformation videos, and odd Craigslist ads. Youtube version here. Next show: Friday, May 22th at 6:30PM EST Zoom meeting room link is here (Meeting ID =  863-5385-1199 ) Please watch the short film I made with comedian Peter J. Radomski. It's funny & relatable: https://vimeo.com/411260449 ---------------------------------- ---Show Notes--- --Monica Hamburg-- Site: MonicaHamburg.com Newsletter: Tinyletter.com/Monica.Hamburg Facebook: @MonicaHamburgPresentsMore Instagram: @Monica.Hamburg Paypal: [email protected]  --D.J. Buckley-- Twitter: @atbatonacathat Instagram: @Jaws4threvenge Paypal: https://paypal.me/djbuckleytm  Venmo: @DjBuckley To hear about shows: https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg or go to http://Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore Logo below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @Monica.Hamburg on Instagram / @Monica Hamburg on Twitter / Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

This is the live show, recorded Friday with Mike Sains! We take you through hilarious and weird erotic subliminal videos, online plot generators, and Craigslist ads. Youtube version here. Next show: Friday, May 8th at 6:30PM EST Zoom meeting room link is here (Meeting ID =  849 7028 3344) (FB Live option etc. can be found by subscribing to the newsletter or following the page, below) ---------------------------------- ---Show Notes--- --Monica Hamburg-- Site: MonicaHamburg.com Newsletter: Tinyletter.com/Monica.Hamburg Facebook: @MonicaHamburgPresentsMore Instagram: @Monica.Hamburg Paypal: [email protected]  --Mike Sains-- Twitter: @MikeSains Instagram: @TheMikeSains Featured on Track 6: https://2fatmusic.bandcamp.com/album/juice Venmo: Mike-Sains Logo below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @Monica.Hamburg on Instagram / @Monica Hamburg on Twitter / Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

Hi Lovely People: How you been? Anything weird going on in the world? Well, if you need more: I'll be doing an online show with one of my favorite podcast guests on Friday at 6:30pm EST. "Monica Hamburg Presents - Confined: With Mike Sains" will be on Zoom & on Facebook Live. Zoom meeting room should be: 816-1928-4640 Facebook Live: @MonicaHamburgPresents I hope to see you there! (To hear about these shows, sign up at: Tiny Letter) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @Monica.Hamburg on Instagram / @Monica Hamburg on Twitter / Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

Craigslist Creeps and Cons! This time: A man who wants a wife - instead of his wife,  a sleazy casting ad (is there another kind?), a weird and sleazy casting ad (I guess that's it), and a pervert who wants to be French (which is pretty logical). Plus: It's "comedy"! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com (Live shows are also at Craigslost.tv Host  Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com ) Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) comInstagram @Monica.Hamburg, Facebook MonicaHamburg, Twitter: @MonicaHamburg --Notes-- The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/  --Find All Episodes-- DazedandConvicted.com Twitter: @CraigslostTV, Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted  Subscribe - options iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413  RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html  ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted ---------------------------------------------------------------------- --Credits--  Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)  The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim. Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink ) MUSIC & SFX: Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0 Check out:"Tinder Tales" "The Stories We Don't Tell" (2 of the episodes with me, here)"Open Mic at The Frog & The Backpack" PodcastImage below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @Monica.Hamburg on Instagram / @Monica Hamburg on Twitter / Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

Crazy Craigslist! This time: An addictive suitor, an inventive way to sell hotel rooms, and accommodations where you get to spend every second with the same people!    Plus: A clip from the first Craigslost live performance! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com (Live shows are also at Craigslost.tv ) Host  Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com ) Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes-- The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/  --Find All Episodes-- DazedandConvicted.com Twitter: @DazedConvicted,  Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted  Subscribe - options iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413  RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html  ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted ---------------------------------------------------------------------- --Credits--  Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)  The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim. Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink ) MUSIC & SFX: Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0Sounds for Hotel Video: -  Sex Sounds of Couple: by Bennohansen on Freesound.org - Male orgasm: by Safadancer on Freesound.org - Hotel Tour video music = "On My Way" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 LicenseImage below by"Hotel Accommodation" by Maliz Ong RAJESH misra on PublicDomainPictures.net v5u6berq Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @Monica.Hamburg on Instagram / @Monica Hamburg on Twitter / Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

This time: Everyone is insane - including me! I tell you about an experience of mine that is just as strange as any Craigslist post. Plus: Amazing Craigslist oddities: Get a landlord with PTSD, prove you have sexy hands - with your face. And use your face to be part of a very inclusive - but also exclusive - "art project"! Plus: A new bus loon! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com ) Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes-- The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/  --Find All Episodes-- DazedandConvicted.com Twitter: @DazedConvicted,  Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted  Subscribe - options iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413  RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html  ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted ----------------------------------------------------------------------c- --Credits--  Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)  The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim. Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink ) MUSIC & SFX: Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0Music for Editor Informercial = "Open Those Bright Eyes", also by Kevin MacLeod,  licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. Image below by RAJESH misra, "CAVES background 2" on PublicDomainPictures.net Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @Monica.Hamburg on Instagram / @Monica Hamburg on Twitter / Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

This episode contains fantastic Craigslist ads about: Relaxing in front of a perv, hiring an idiot to handle your successful career, teaching the art of macho laughing - and meeting the man of your dreams!  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com ) Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes-- The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/  --Find All Episodes-- DazedandConvicted.com Twitter: @DazedConvicted,  Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted  Subscribe - options iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413  RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html  ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted ----------------------------------------------------------------------- --Credits--  Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)  The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim. Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink ) MUSIC & SFX: Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0Music for Editor Informercial = "Open Those Bright Eyes", also by Kevin MacLeod,  licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @Monica.Hamburg on Instagram / @Monica Hamburg on Twitter / Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

This episode: A tool that will help you be a tool, Craigslist ads about fetishes that are definitely not fetishes, roommates from that place that has generally been classified as scorching but it's important not to judge, and a most flexible Airbnb guest. Plus: Flaunting your flute. ------------------------------------------------------------------------   ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com ) Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes-- The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/  --Find All Episodes-- DazedandConvicted.com Twitter: @DazedConvicted,  Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted  Subscribe - options iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413  RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html  ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted ----------------------------------------------------------------------- --Credits--  Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)  The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim. Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink ) MUSIC & SFX: Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0Music for Editor Informercial = "Open Those Bright Eyes", also by Kevin MacLeod,  licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.  Episode Photo (Below) = "Bamboo Flute" by Junior Libby Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @Monica.Hamburg on Instagram / @Monica Hamburg on Twitter / Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

This episode: Get your secretions to work for you! Learn the secret seduction technique to get all the broken women your friends know! Plus: Connecticut People Problems ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com ) Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes-- The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/  --Find All Episodes-- DazedandConvicted.com Twitter: @DazedConvicted,  Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted  Subscribe - options iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413  RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html  ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted ----------------------------------------------------------------------- --Credits--  Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)  The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim. Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink ) MUSIC & SFX: Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0 Episode Photo (Below) = "Survey Check List" by Circe Denyer   Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @Monica.Hamburg on Instagram / @Monica Hamburg on Twitter / Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

This time: Let your bottom pay for your indiscretions, don’t let your waste go to waste, kill a marriage with your acting and find out how to make a violent situation even worse! Plus: Detailed erotica. With the wrong kind of details. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com ) Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes-- The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/  --Find All Episodes-- DazedandConvicted.com Twitter: @DazedConvicted,  Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted  Subscribe - options iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413  RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html  ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted ----------------------------------------------------------------------- --Credits--  Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)  The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim. Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink ) MUSIC & SFX: Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0 Episode Photo (Below) = "Checking IPhone" by shoko araki Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @Monica.Hamburg on Instagram / @Monica Hamburg on Twitter / Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore