This episode: Fulfill your creepy fantasy or get clean... with some strings attached.  Craigslist is always there to help!Also, join me for the joys of online dating - including a trip through Tinder... Plus: Suicidal subway drivers and slutty Wendy's workers! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com ) Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes-- The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/  --Find All Episodes-- DazedandConvicted.com Twitter: @DazedConvicted,  Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted  Subscribe - options iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413  RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html  ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted ----------------------------------------------------------------------- --Credits--  Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)  The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim. Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink ) MUSIC & SFX: Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0Sound effect: "Gunshots" - by Kleeb from Freesound.org  Episode Photo (Below) = "Eye Looking" (Public Domain)Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @Monica.Hamburg on Instagram / @Monica Hamburg on Twitter / Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

Optimum insanity this time: A guy tries to mask one socially unacceptable sexual fantasy by pretending it's another... socially unacceptable sexual fantasy - plus: a super stressful roommate option and a woman seeking musical accompaniment to her deep lyrics.    And: My transit experience! I will keep the contest up for eternity, as it brings me such joy: Draw a worse logo of than the one this Fiverr guy drew of me. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  ) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com ) Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes-- The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/I also mention a terrible date I had a teen. I tell it on an episode of "The Lapse". --Find All Episodes-- DazedandConvicted.com Twitter: @DazedConvicted,  Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted  Subscribe - options iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413  RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html  ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted ----------------------------------------------------------------------- --Credits--  Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)  The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim. Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink ) MUSIC & SFX: Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0 Episode Photo (Below) = "Listening to Music" by Petr Kratochvil Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @Monica.Hamburg on Instagram / @Monica Hamburg on Twitter / Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

This time, one Craigslist poster tries to sell us on perverted therapy and another has a longing prelude to sex (maybe). Then there's a voice-over ad with such low expectations. And a second asking for help with a craaaazy plan!  And, speaking of craaaazy plans, I discuss a news article with a sex offender's completely non-transparent ruse...    And it's still on: The contest to draw a worse logo of than the one this Fiverr guy drew of me. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  ) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com ) Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes-- The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/I also mention a terrible date I had a teen. I tell it on an episode of "The Lapse". --Find All Episodes-- DazedandConvicted.com Twitter: @DazedConvicted,  Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted  Subscribe - options iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413  RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html  ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted ----------------------------------------------------------------------- --Credits--  Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)  The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim. Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink ) MUSIC & SFX: Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0 Episode Photo (Below) = "Wireless Microphone" by Petr Kratochvil Sound effects 1) Phone ring = “analogue_phone_ring_004.flac“  by lorenzosu http://freesound.org/people/lorenzosu/sounds/72064/ 2) “Hello” = “My sounds » hello.mp3 by AlucardsBride: http://freesound.org/people/AlucardsBride/sounds/173114/ *Demo reel credits: Clips from: 1) Inverse Delirium #70 “Snob Appeal “ Inversedelirium.com 2) Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (Video Game) 3) CSI: Miami (Video game) “Crack or Jack” 4) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #111 5)  Dazed and Convicted – Episode #94 6) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #115 Music: "Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 7) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #107  Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @Monica.Hamburg on Instagram / @Monica Hamburg on Twitter / Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

An ode to manipulative perversity! This episode our Craigslist demented posts include: A man with a soft unit, more "artistic" photographers, a self-professed dull couple who may decide to have an orgy, and another kind fellow offering to altruistically fondle you.   Also: The contest continues! Draw a worse logo of me than the one this Fiverr guy drew. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  ) ------------------------------------------------------------------------   ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com ) Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes-- The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ --Find All Episodes-- DazedandConvicted.com Twitter: @DazedConvicted,  Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted  Subscribe - options iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413  RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html  ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted ----------------------------------------------------------------------- --Credits--  Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)  The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim. Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink ) MUSIC & SFX: Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0 Episode Photo (Below) = "Hand in Chains" by George Hodan *Demo reel credits: Clips from: 1) Inverse Delirium #70 “Snob Appeal “ Inversedelirium.com 2) Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (Video Game) 3) CSI: Miami (Video game) “Crack or Jack” 4) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #111 5)  Dazed and Convicted – Episode #94 6) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #115 Music: "Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 7) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #107  Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @Monica.Hamburg on Instagram / @Monica Hamburg on Twitter / Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

This time from (mostly) Craigslist, we have: an ad from an adult baby, a VHS-dependent animal lover, a man with a great idea about your bum - and flatophiles! Plus: The logo that proves I'm from Hell... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )Voice-Over Demo Reels: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/voice-over-demos Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes-- The Christian Jokes guy is in Episode 112 (This is cued up to that section at: 29:50)The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ Pictures I sent him: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ Find All Episodes DazedandConvicted.com Twitter: @DazedConvicted,  Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted  Subscribe - options iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413  RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html  ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Current Logo (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)  The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim. Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink ) MUSIC & SFX: Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0"Little Bum" tune Voice-Over Music -  Credit  “Green&Orange:No Water” Music by: Duncan Alex © Duncan Wheeler. On Freesound Episode Photo (Below) = "Baby Boy in Diaper" by Karen Arnold Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @Monica.Hamburg on Instagram / @Monica Hamburg on Twitter / Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

This is now the "new" Dazed and Convicted: Craigslist and other assorted horrors. Hear Bill quit! Also this time: Ads from breast psychics, delivery/exercise employers, a brand new killer product inventor - and more! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica HamburgVoice-Over Demo Reels Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg  Find All Episodes DazedandConvicted.com Also on Soundcloud: Full Episodes  Minis Twitter: @DazedConvicted,  Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted  Subscribe - options http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html  ----------------------------------------------------------------------- MUSIC & SFX: Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. Bill Quitting Sounds “bowling alley pins break 1.wav” by Tomlija  http://freesound.org/people/Tomlija/sounds/99563/ "crash.wav" by sagetyrle “http://freesound.org/people/sagetyrtle/sounds/40158/ Voice-Over Music -  Credit  “Green&Orange:No Water” Music by: Duncan Alex © Duncan Wheeler. On Freesound Photo Below = "Psychic" by Junior Libby Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @Monica.Hamburg on Instagram / @Monica Hamburg on Twitter / Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

We were honored to be a part of this live show where we did a 20 minute version of our podcast live in front of an audience along with 2 other great Vancouver podcasts. Here's the description from the stars and organizers, Sneaky Dragon: "Our first episode of PodMash! The brainchild of Ian Boothby, PodMash! takes three different podcasts and mashes them together into one show. Everyone was given the same subject to talk about, but everyone got to choose how they approached it. For our first episode we were joined by Monica Hamburg and Bill Allman from Dazed and Convicted and Ivan Decker and Peter Carlone from Science Us. It was a lot of fun doing the show. Thanks to Dazed and Convicted and Science Us for coming onto PodMash! Thanks to Skinny Fat Jack’s for having us! And thanks to you, our wonderful listeners, for coming out and supporting the show! Hooray!!!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @Monica.Hamburg on Instagram / @Monica Hamburg on Twitter / Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

At least two of the Craigslist ads this time around are complete nonsexence: People trying to pass off "sex" as "not sex". This time we have cinematic practice sex and a non-sexual sex offer.  Plus even more weirdness. ("D&C Mini" will soon be the "Dazed and Convicted". This will become clearer in this episode.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica HamburgVoice-Over Demo Reels Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg  Find All Episodes DazedandConvicted.com Also on Soundcloud: Full Episodes  Minis Twitter: @DazedConvicted,  Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted  Subscribe - options http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html  ----------------------------------------------------------------------- MUSIC & SFX: Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. Voice-Over Examples -  Credits Voice work from: 1) Hospital Tour video 2) Corporate video for a virtual answering service 3) Safety E-metrics E-learning video Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @Monica.Hamburg on Instagram / @Monica Hamburg on Twitter / Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

It's an assorted box of insanity from Craigslist this time around. An artistic casting, babysitting naked, a stairway to hell. Your suffering will be varied! Enjoy. ("D&C Mini" is a bi-weekly extension of the podcast. A new "Dazed and Convicted" should be up soon. However, the full show will appear only on occasion and this mini-show will soon become the main show. Confusing yet? I thought so. I'll explain soon.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica HamburgVoice-Over Demo Reels Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg  Find All Episodes DazedandConvicted.com Also on Soundcloud: Full Episodes  Minis Twitter: @DazedConvicted,  Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted  Subscribe - options http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html On #165 of "The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- MUSIC & SFX: Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. Voice-Over Examples -  Credits Voice work from: 1) Music Documentary - "5 Seconds of Summer: Up Close and Personal" - by Entertain Me US 2)  123 Memory - available (free) on iTunes 3) Corporate Video for a School Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @Monica.Hamburg on Instagram / @Monica Hamburg on Twitter / Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

How is one supposed to manage housing in this difficult economy? According to a spate of Craigslist ads, by trading sex for a room! Get a bed and get bedded. Win, win. ("D&C Mini" is an extension of the podcast. A new "Dazed and Convicted" episode will arrive in early November. Admittedly, the full show has become - and likely will be - sporadic and this mini-show will be more frequent.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica HamburgVoice-Over Demo Reels: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/voice-over-demos*  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg  Find All Episodes DazedandConvicted.com Also on Soundcloud: Full Episodes: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 (& Minis: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/d-c-minis ) Twitter: @DazedConvicted,  Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted  Subscribe - options http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html ----------------------------------------------------------------------- MUSIC & SFX: Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772 and,  by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772 Voice-Over Examples -  Credits Voice work from: 1) "Dream Disney World Orlando Vacation Homes - Sweet Home Vacation" 2) Music Documentary - "Niall Horan: Inside Out" - by Entertain Me US Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @Monica.Hamburg on Instagram / @Monica Hamburg on Twitter / Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore