Burns reads Gnarly chapters 2 & 3 from Power Moves: Livin' the American Dream, USA Style for the first time.

Hilarity ensues and joy is found.

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*Recorded 2.24.2021, 5:47pm PT*

Bruce Springsteen DUI, complete maniac runs into a cop car doing everything wrong possible, Wendy's Cinnabon attack, grave defiled with dead animals, sword nerdass robbery, and Dinosaur Mask Jesus.

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*Recorded 2.10.2021, 5:33 pm PT*

Today on the the program, 3 people are dead in a snow shoveling murder-suicide, 6 people are arrested for changing the Hollywood sign to “Hollyboob”, there’s been ANOTHER machete attack in Michigan, and a Florida lawyer is in trouble for shooting porno inside a prison.

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*Recorded 2.3.2021 5:30pm PT*

Mike Lindell is banned from Twitter, sad Robert Kraft porno news, a guy steals an ambulance to get Jack in the Box, and we have another sword attack in Michigan.

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A man in fear of 'Rona living at a Chicago airport, Joe Exotic is toast, a gas station is robbed of Mentos, A Boogie Wit da Hoodie has bad toilet issues, and the coppers bust Myrtle Beach live porno shows.

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*Recorded 01.20.2021 5:47pm PT*

A Wendy's rocker is busted for rocking too hard, a teacher gets drugged with phat ass pills, a husband gets dommed and walked like a dirty dog, a doper shoots up bath salts on his first day of work, and a murder clown conviction is highly questionable. 

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A man receives justice for his destroyed porn stash, we cover some machete news, a strip club gets shot up over a mask dispute, a psycho makes death threats over a Facebook friend request, and squirrels are violently attacking New York City residents. Take the edge off. 

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*Recorded 01.06.2021 5:30pm PT*

Burns reads Gnarly the final chapter of Power Moves: Livin' the American Dream, USA Style, detailing Karl Welzein's epic Christmas tale from 2011. Put on a cozy sweater and snuggle up by the fire with a beverage of your choice. Rated PG-13.

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Happy Holidays! Bless you Daddies!

People in Wisconsin eat raw hamburger sandwiches, a man robs Mickey D's for food with a chainsaw, a drunk Florida psycho drives around with an AR-15 out the window, an ex-cop wails on a repairman for false voter fraud, and a guy tries to get a ride home on an airplane wing.

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