In this extended episode: A man puts his poop in a box at the grocery store, a horny guy tried to acquire the services of a horse sex worker, and we pay tribute to Eddie Van Halen. Recorded safely al fresco.

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*Recorded 10.7.2020 5pm PT*

RIP Eddie Van Halen

A pastor smokes meth with his congregation before an exorcism, cops find 340k used rubbers to be resold, and we share one of the grossest Yelp reviews ever.

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Power Grooves: O.D.'d in Denver by Hank Williams Jr., and It's So Easy by Guns N' Roses

*Recorded 9.30.2020 5:15pm PT*

A 5th grader is asked to remove his Hooter’s mask at school, a Detroit guy jumps a bridge like The Dukes of Hazzard, and an Oregon genius shoots himself in the dick at the grocery store. 

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*Recorded 9.23.2020, 5:42pm PT*

Red Lobster Dew Garita press release by Karl Welzein, a dentist goes to prison for pulling teeth on a hoverboard, and karma comes for a man at McDonald's.

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Power Grooves: Open Your Eyes by Bobby Caldwell, and We're Dust/The Violator by Iron Age

Gnarly is back in the house as we safely record distanced and al fresco. A woman thinks she cooked a guy's dick, Taco Bell Mexican Pizza is 86'd, and boneless chicken wing guy update. Let's go.

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Power Grooves: Don't Wanna Fall in Love by Jane Child. I Want You by Concrete Blonde.

*Recorded 9.9.2020 at 6:45 PT*

A man wants boneless buffalo wings cancelled, a grossout goes through the Taco Bell drive thru butt naked, and a Florida woman tries to trade oral sex to a cop for a JUUL e-cigarette.

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Power Grooves: Roll Me Away by Bob Seger, and Power Trip.

Nate Craig @hypeman fills in for Gnarly.

NBA player strike, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's son charged with stabbing neighbor over trash can fight, a gassy Dad gets wailed on, and mom & son arrested for boning in Massachusetts.

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Power Grooves: FUBU by Royce Da 5'9", and Power Trip. 

*Recorded 8.26.2020, 6:00 pm PT*

The best of this week's headlines: 2 men are charged with the murder of Jam Master Jay, Fernando Tatis is playing baseball the right way, a formerly homeless man moves into a soccer stadium, an idiot shoots himself in the man veggies, some party boat babe takes a leak on her husband, and a listener follows up the Marty Jannetty story with a with a raw personal tale.

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Power Grooves: It's Over by Run-D.M.C., and Staurolite Stroll by Night Moves

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Brooks Wheelan is trying to fight Logan Paul, a McDonald's customer tries to make his own burger, a Chili's hostess is attacked by a mob, and wrestler Marty Jannetty probably killed a guy.

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Grooves: Banditos by The Refreshments, All The Small Things by blink-182

Nudie druggos fight the cops, a pizza fella gets gets busy on his junk at Circle K, there's been another samurai sword attack, plus Power Tube, and Power Grooves.

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PGrooves: Before I Go by John Hiatt and Battle-axe by Deftones

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