Brido is back, you guys! Join us for: GUNS 'N ROSES SHROOMS, POWER LIFTING, RED LOB ULTIMATE FEAST, PRINGLES WALMART WINE, DOO DOO PARTY, LIQUOR STORE PARKING LOT PEE, AND A MICHIGAN MANIAC GOES TO NOLA.

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B-Dubs Brooks Wheelan returns. Kid Rock's butt sign. Outback Steakhouse murder threat. Man held against will in BK bathroom. Doo-Doo Butt's road rage. Dry aged steak recipe. Poorly hitting on bartenders. This, is POWER MOVES EP 017.

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Lady Daddy Number 1 fills in as we talk: fart stabbing, tacos at gunpoint, Macauley Macauley Culkin Culkin, Big Toilet, Voodoo curses, Chili's, and so much more.

RIP Bob Einstein

RIP Mean Gene Okerlund

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Comedian and dear brother Jesse Popp fills in for B-Dubs in this holiday spectacular. Prepare for things to get real as we record in a hotel room sippin' cold ones on Christmas day. Strap in, Daddies.

*Bonus reverse crank call at the end from 2002 when I tapped my own landline.

Featuring appearances by: NUNCHUCK LAWS, STOLEN SAXOPHONES, BIG TOILET, FIREBALL CHUGGING, FART MATCHES, BLINDED BY SCOTCH.

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Featuring Power Moves from...

• CHRIS FOERSTER THE MIAMI DOLPHINS COKE HEAD OFFENSIVE LINE COACH
• NUNS WHO EMBEZZLED 500K FROM THE CHURCH TO GAMBLE IN VEGAS
• A PSYCHO WHO BEAT SOME GUY HALF TO DEATH BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T DO ORAL SEX ON HER.
• A GUY WHO BUILT A GIANT MIDDLE FINGER POINTED AT HIS ENEMIES IN TOWN
• AND WE CHECK IN WITH THE P-MAIL FOR ONE OF THE MOST EPIC LISTENER BATHROOM STORIES WE'VE EVER HAD ON THE PROGRAM

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EP 012 is piled high with all the toppings and I know you can dig it. We talk about a pilot who steals an F-16 to go and get boned, an idiot who crashes his car trying to drive like Ace Ventura, a listener gives to you the Christmas Booze Advent Sack, the pee style debate continues, we talk about the holiday drinks at Applebee's and Chili's, a Lady Daddy gets personally erotic in a dry cleaners, and so much more!

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We check in with Gnarly Zack, dive into the FedEx driver who punched a racist to death, we've got a story about a wedding photographer who gets mad faded and bones a guy, pisses on a tree, then threatens the cops, we learn about The Rise of The Baby Dick Bandit, and so much more.

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Episode 10! We did it! www.POWERMOVESwithMikeBurns.com is LIVE and open for business!

-Burl Ives tryna steal yo girl

-The Gnarly Minute

-Bowel Movement Bomb Threat

-Who darted?

-How to pee

-Mama Daddy

-Nude Party Hat

All these bold flavors:

-Rotten wine disaster

-Unflushed doodie

-Red Lobster drunk thief

-Teacher knocks out racist student

-Draymond Green

-Stone Cold on the wagon

-Mark Davis deep dive

-Outback carnal passions

-Power Poops

-Big Mama & warm Busch Light