Spoiler Alert: We are going to start this episode with a lot of hating.

As for the Boston Red Sox? Mostly good, mostly good.

We don't know what we loved more, Alex Bregman's home run, or... No, it was Alex Bregman's home run.

The fight for the Red Sox 2B of the future is on. David Hamilton is showing off, so is Campbell, Mayer, that's right - even me. The bullpen is going hard, too. Hendriks is back showing signs of life. Slaten, Whitlock, and, that's right, you guessed it - even me. It really is all of our wildest dreams come true.

How many years have Boston Red Sox fans been waiting to be so truly back? Tell it to me like you love baseball.