You'd never believe, the Boston Red Sox. That's right, I said it. They are a baseball team. One of the baseball teams of all time. Three catchers, a hope, and a goofy roster.

What a weird team, man. Blew out the Guardians like it was nobody's business TWICE. Somehow won a game against the Braves with a young pitcher. Lost three games this week to stupidity. That, and the contributions of Greg Weissert.

Duran is back, and just in time. Man do we need him. 9 home runs in the month of May. Just wait for June!

That's a pride month joke. Baseball is for everybody.

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We have a guest tonight to talk about the Twins. You know what we have to say about the Red Sox. Sorry if this description offends.

You know how the Twins series ended with us playing at Fenway in the rain? That's kind of like what the whole Red Sox 2026 experience has been like. They sent us at 3rd for no reason other than we wanted to lose the game.

After such an excellent Royals series, too! Jarren Duran turned on a little bit, the offense was timely, only for it to not carry over to Fenway Park. And to think, all we had to do was win the 51st game.

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Red Sox still suck. And we're just going to let Craig Breslow get away with this? How disappointing does this team have to be?

We got Bello, not good. Crochet is injured, not good. Roman Anthony is injured, maybe back soon. But is that it? Where are the reinforcements? Nowhere, that's where.

Another disappointing week of Sox baseball. Feel my fury. Or don't, I actually feel nothing at all for this team.

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We are joined by Jesus. You heard that right; Jesus.

The Red Sox need to be blessed. Some of you may have seen Jesus around Fenway park, he's an avid fan of the stockings. There's quite a story behind it, too.

There's no denying the sox need a miracle. Jesus is aiming to give them one. Jesus, for the love of God, please, just one miracle.

Jack goes crazy on the soundboard. Tune in!

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Senor Bagdad of Section 10 joins the pod tonight to go over their "W".

Why do I keep losing? Somebody, please, tell me. I am looking for advice.

Go on Twitter right now and give me fantasy advice - @IanDoranNASP

Anyway, Jeremy Bagdad of Section WHATEVER dude wins another silly week. This game is rigged.

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The actor opposite Marcelo Mayer in the CarShield commercial joins the show (he is a Dodgers fan).

Did you know there are four other versions of CarShield commercials? Ryan Mountcastle, Junior Caminero, Jason Alexander, and JJ Wetherholt. That's right, go get your fill! Though we did ask Patrick if he could throw the first pitch at CarShield night at Fenway.

Second half of the show is unfortunately Red Sox talk with Sea Dogs Mark. Listen, we're not happy about it either. It is our job as the media. Is Durbin the key?

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The name's Sox. Chad Sox.

The Red Sox, as of this episode note, are undefeated in the era of Chad Tracy. Many are calling them "The Chad Sox".

It's hard to describe the Bres-nado that hit Baltimore this weekend. A dumper from Brayan Bello, a full managerial overhaul, and the longest Connelly Early stretch we've seen so far. It's hard not to talk about.

Cora will always have 2018, and Varitek will always be a legend in Boston.

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What just happened? What are we doing? What's going on?

Alex Cora? FIRED? Fatse, too. And Vazquez, and Hudson, and Varitek. What a shake-up.

This was quite aggressive. Decisive? Sure. But definitely aggressive.

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This sucks, man. The Red Sox have an offense problem and now a Crochet problem. Which sucks, we need him to anchor the rotation.

The Red Sox got rocked in Minnesota, and right now are getting rocked on their home turf by the Tigers. What is going on with this team? It's gotta be the coaching staff, right? Right, Peter Fatse?

As of writing this, Sox are 8-13. Hint, not good. Usually, you want the bigger number to come first.

Anyway, Ian went to his first Fenway game of the season. Masa walked it off.

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Defending champ Fitzgerald Mo Pena is back for more after peppering the Yahoo coding to play in his favor. You can see why everyone in the league has this guy under close watch.

What won't you do to win, Fitzgerald? Who's children won't you consume on your way to the top?

Rough third week for Ian of NASP. Mostly because of the ever present cheating scandal. Also because of Max Scherzer, who I would recommend against picking up. It is time.

Stay tuned for more fantasy!

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