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Dimitri and Khalid continue their trek through various National Park-adjacent mysteries, including: the Ape Canyon cryptid attack of 1924, the National Park connection to the creation of the FBI, John D. Rockefeller Jr. and the sus Smokey Mountains, Dolly Parton’s Dollywood theme park (née Rebel Railroad where you could experience the magic of the Confederacy), similarities to the Smiley Face Killer phenomenon, Chameleo psyops in Colorado’s Black Forest, the Yucca Man who haunts the Mojave desert, the Monster of Elizabeth Lake in Angeles National Forest, Dead Man’s Hole in the San Diego County desert, the overabundance of natural landmarks named “Devil’s x”, the Mount Baldy sand dune in the Indiana Dunes National Park that inexplicably swallowed a child, Silas Jane’s sinister Horse Syndicate, and David Paleides finally getting jinnpilled via Whitley Strieber.