Dimitri and Khalid explore the folkloric history of the Loch Ness Monster, Aleister Crowley’s abandoned Abermellon ritual at Boleskine House in 1899, the disputed Gaelic etymology of “Boleskine”, Jimmy Page’s Boleskine caretaker possibly encountering a Dogman in the 70s, St. Colomba banishing a demonic river serpent near Loch Ness in the 6th century, Ted Holiday’s “The Goblin Universe”, Nessie researchers getting stalked by MIBs, Sandy Gray’s Nessie photograph and mysterious death, Bertram Wagstaff Mills trying to King Kong Nessie in the ‘30s, George Sanders’ final film “Psycho-Mania”, Raytheon sonar searches by serrrious scientists in the ‘70s, the plesiosaur psyop, a rumored Viking sea dragon cult that may have persisted into the 20th century, and the growing appeal of Unified Jinn Theory in cryptozoology.

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