Primary Attribute Incorporated

Crammed into a small emergency bunker after barely escaping the storm with their lives, the party tries to figure out what to do next. Meanwhile, they search for more tolerable long-term shelter, and the lockdown drives them to get at each others' throats.

Wealthy doesn't want to go, but she can't stay here. Vons has a stirring conversation. Grickx looks for a sublet. Aracyne gets punchy.

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On the outside of the Arx during a howling storm, the party tries to take down an enormous bird-creature made of shadow that falls off of it like smoke as it threatens to shred the party to pieces. On top of that it already has Vons in its grip, Wealthy's having a little bleeding out trouble, and there's a bunch of civilians around. Because nothing can ever be easy, it seems.

Aracyne picks up a feather. Wealthy comes back to herself. Vons mends something right into the ground. Grickx saves the day.

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It's time for our second annual Halloween special! We're old enough to have annual traditions now! Aaaaaaa!

Wealthy wakes up. Things go downhill from there.

Wealthy is trapped in a metal box. Wealthy is tied down. Wealthy is trapped in a metal box. Wealthy hears singing. Wealthy is trapped in a metal box. Wealthy doesn't know how she got there. Wealthy is trapped in a metal box. Wealthy is blinded by light. Wealthy is trapped in a metal box.

Wealthy is utterly alone.

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Boring copyright stuff: "Holiday / Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day is (c) 2004 Reprise Records. Please don't sue us for using a short clip.

The party risks life and limb as they try to find Grickx on the outside of the Arx during a storm. Through driving rain, harsh winds, and killer corrupted creatures, nothing will stop them from reaching their friend. Hopefully.

Grickx taunts a bird. Vons gets a grip. Aracyne only has one knife. Wealthy drops something.

Read 'The Most Dangerous Game' (1926) by Richard Connell. https://gutenberg.ca/ebooks/connellr-mostdangerousgame/connellr-mostdangerousgame-00-h.html

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The brewery opening is derailed! Grickx fights to get himself and his patrons back inside the Arx after lockdown while the rest of the party fights to get out of the locked down Arx to go find Grickx. They bring along enough NPCs to make the CK blush. We lose track of Gex, the hero of the story.

Wealthy grapples with gravity. Aracyne is just a little tipsy. Grickx doubles down on dragons. Vons keeps it together.

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Note to new listeners: Hey, if you're new this is like the start of our Season 2, if we did seasons! This or the previous episode are solid jumping off points if you don't want to binge the archive. The previous episode would be the cold open and this would be the first scene of the season proper, if that helps you choose.

We join the party at the brewery's grand opening! They're level 5 and nothing can stop them from slinging beers and finally getting introduced to some of their allies in the revolution. Also, dragon rides!

Grickx wants you to know it wouldn't be the same without you. Wealthy plays a dangerous game. Aracyne wingwomans. Vons doesn't look like a cop.

Content Warning: There's some alcohol-related peer pressure in this episode. No worries if you gotta skip it because of that <3

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Note to new listeners: Hey, if you're new this is like the start of our Season 2, if we did seasons! This or the next episode are solid jumping off points if you don't want to binge the archive. This would be the cold open and the next episode would be the first scene of the season proper, if that helps you choose.

We catch up on Vons's dreams during the time skip! It's all fluffy clouds and rainbows and unicorns and terrifying shadow creatures and massive amounts of damage. Wait, what?

Wealthy grapples with a scared friend. Grickx needs a better improv troupe. Vons hurls a squirrel. Aracyne's reasonable proposition is vehemently vetoed.

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We finish our time skip! The party goes and does their best to wrap up their long-term investigations as the clock runs down. Will Aracyne get her grandfather's trust? Will Vons get the brewery up and running? Will Grickx manage to keep his honeypot scheme going? Will Wealthy ever manage to actually kiss the girl she's dating? We roll piles of dice to find out!

Vons lets two parts of his life meet. Aracyne cuts it close. Wealthy might have it all figured out. Grickx busts out the blueprints. The CK almost has the NPCs leave the PCs on read.

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We start our time skip as the party levels up to 5! They figure out what they're going to do with all that copious free time when they're not training their asses off. Breweries are built (finally), dating is failed at, and clandestine operations are continued. Turns out time management is the greatest adventure of all~

Don't worry, there's only two level up episodes this time. :D

Aracyne spends time with family. Grickx goes steady. Vons does the hard thing and asks for help. Wealthy trips and falls on the way to first base.

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The party heads down to the Department of Investigations with their arrested, handsome, and/or unconscious rogues and tries to get some answers. What they find out rocks them to their core.

Vons feels the gravity of the situation. Aracyne drops off a delivery. Grickx puts the pieces together. Wealthy struggles with setting priorities. Bartholomew commits to the bit.

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Note: The first uploaded version of the episode was missing the stinger, the current one has fixed the issue!