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Aracyne and Grickx are pinned down as they attempt to get back to the city from Dr. Groves's lab. Are the approaching people friend or foe? And, more importantly, are they attractive???

Meanwhile, Vons and Wealthy have a slumber party.

Wealthy doesn't consider jurisdiction. Aracyne's a chill bro. Grickx forgets all about opsec. Vons yawns.

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The party investigates the whereabouts of one Professor Jenkins. They also try to recover the strange machine from Dr. Groves's lab. Shit's heavy, y'know?

Grickx blows something up. Vons gives someone a discount. Aracyne gets a hug from a sucker. Wealthy finds vintage clothes.

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Fun fact! Turns out you *can* make paper from mushrooms: https://fungi.com/blogs/articles/making-mushroom-paper

After collaboratively looting Dr. Groves's office, the party engages in capitalism by going shopping. And then argues about capitalist labor practices. We're on-brand, y'know?

Aracyne goes hard on an accent. Grickx leaves a message. Wealthy assembles a tower of knowledge. Vons tries to inspire The Youth.

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Plots and schemes brew at the brewery when the party meets late at night to catch up with each other's progress. They hatch a plan. Turns out, not everyone agrees with that plan, and one of them decides to take matters into their own hands.

Grickx pulls a wire. Aracyne gets the spray bottle. Wealthy's left holding the rope. Vons has a unique take on fences.

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The legal trials are over so now the party gets back to what they do best: spying, sleeping, and freaking out about their relationships.

Grickx almost forgets something. Aracyne engages in mail tampering. Vons sleeps, perchance to dream. Wealthy gets book-blocked.

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It's time for Wealthy to go to court! The party has her story all figured out and the inspector's accepted it, so it should all be smooth sailing. She might not even get executed for trespassing! As long as no one interrupts the proceedings...

Wealthy gives a speech about injustice. Grickx objects to the judge's judgement. Aracyne violates library protocol. Vons enjoys a front-row seat.

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The party boldly strides forward into Fantasy Sunday, an excellent day to plot, plan, and most importantly panic about their lives. They've got just 24 hours until Wealthy goes to court, and every second counts.

Vons has a relaxing time in nature. Grickx makes plans to canoodle over noodles. Wealthy guns for an enchanted item. Aracyne plans an exit strategy.

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The party faces their greatest enemy yet: the legal system, as one of their most ridiculous actions to date catches up with them. Luckily they have an airtight story all ironed out.

Wealthy is a shining exemplar of poise. Vons forgets to file a requisition form. Grickx doesn't want to put labels on things yet. Aracyne encounters her boyfriend's past. The CK still can't do accents.

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The party makes it to the morning after a long and eventful night where the concept of a centrifuge was researched, and some other stuff happened. It was a struggle, where blood was shed and private places were infiltrated. But at least no one's dying, right?

Funny story…

Grickx updates his paperwork. Aracyne makes tea. Vons goes in for a hug. Wealthy gets tied to a bed.

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It's a long night for the party as they grapple somewhat bravely with their ongoing struggles. We pick up right where we left off, with fights, nightmares, getting laid, and Gex…

Grickx examines a bookshelf. Wealthy finds her rope. Vons commits violence to vases. Aracyne listens to her grandfather.

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