Primary Attribute Incorporated

Hey everyone! No new episode this week. Sometimes life comes at you sideways, or at least prevents you from managing to release a podcast episode at its originally scheduled time.

We'll be back to our regular schedule next week! Until then, stay safe and well. We'll see you soon. :)

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The party may be safe, but with tentacats you can never be sure. Especially when they keep saying you're food. Negotiations continue as the promised supplies arrive on the scene, along with a few unexpected guests.

Vons is invisible in social situations. Grickx sends someone to the Shadow Realm. Aracyne has Too Much of a Day. Wealthy assumes there's two sides to every conversation.

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The party's separated and held hostage by tentacats (or possibly holding them hostage, depending on point of view). Except for Vons and Wealthy, who are merely held hostage by BELOVED NPC Gex's snark. And rusty ladders. And their own curiosity.

Wealthy finds a situation where she *will* charge in. Aracyne explains it's not what it looks like. Grickx is congratulated. Vons lives the life aquatic.

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The party struggles to find each other and escape their perilous situation in the lair of the tentacats. At the rate they're going, they might not even get any treasure at the end of this! But then again, isn't the real treasure the friends we made along the way?

Wealthy jumps at shadows. Vons is a thing. Grickx orders delivery. Aracyne meets an up-and-coming amateur Shakesperean actor. The GM never learns.

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The party's fight against the tentacat concludes! They're down a few members, but they're scrappy, and that's what matters. Meanwhile, Vons and Wealthy try to figure out how to deal with being trapped in darkness, with a hungry creature breathing down their necks...

Elara has financial concerns. Aracyne is in the void. Vons reads thiefenscratch. Wealthy checks her inventory. Grickx overplays scritches as a negotiation technique.

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The battle against the cat of shadow and tentacles continues! With Aracyne missing, the rest of the party tries to keep it together, take down the creature that took her, and weather the effects the magic goop. It's a stressful time inside the world's worst lava lamp.

Vons threads the needle. Wealthy can't find the right towel. Grickx is a good ferocious boy. Elara has mad hops. Aracyne's appearances-per-episode contract is violated.

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The party faces off against a giant, tentacled cat in a room full of molten magic. Spells fly, people are picked up by other people, and magic goop is collided with as the fight gets rolling.

Wealthy didn't watch Willy Wonka. Vons can't read. Aracyne hears the ocean. Grickx frees his mind.

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The party descends down into the maintenance tunnels to follow Grickx's investigation into the death of his friend. They actually remember to prepare this time, in flagrant disregard for on-site procurement SOP. They even remember to tell people where they're going! They don't get any codec frequencies, though.

Wealthy experiences a fear in her heart. Vons goes through a trial to survive. Aracyne tries not to melt into anyone or anything. Grickx guides the party through darkness and silence to new light.

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Aracyne meets with Nara, and tries to plea her case. Nara isn't so easily moved, however, and will need some convincing. Meanwhile, the rest of the party has a perfectly pleasant time making new friends, training on their new gear, failing to understand business, and learning about the world around them.

Wealthy takes a quick continuing education course. Aracyne has lewd thoughts. Vons is tempted by the personal benefits of capitalism. Grickx sees pretty colors.

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The party has gathered together, and we join them as they discuss overthrowing the government. They, of course, have no reservations and are ready to engage in the most radical acts and do anything necessary to achieve their goals. Definitely.

We also narrowly avoid at least one conversation about accounting. That's something, right? Totally anticapitalist move, right there.

Grickx considers making a polite request. Wealthy does some networking. Vons tries to get someone to flip on their dealer. Aracyne has a midnight rendezvous.

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