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The party's secured Cog and starts looking for a way out. But that turns out to be a tall order, and as trouble besets them on every side things get buck wild.

Aracyne wants up. Grickx proves himself to a certain someone. Wealthy hangs in there. Vons is surprised at the strength of his concoctions. Cog is still no help at all.

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With Cog's life hanging in the balance, the party executes their rescue operation. It leads to Cog's life hanging in midair instead. It's all going according to plan, right? And they tightened all those knots? Right? Guys?

Grickx's plans go up in smoke. Wealthy tries to pull off a rope trick. Vons sticks the landing. Aracyne shows off her qualifications for Cirque du Soleil. Cog is no help at all.

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After Aracyne's injury, the party stops to regroup, recuperate, and reconsider their plan of action. It looks like it's going to be a long night down in the maintenance tunnels.

Wealthy lives up to one half of her name. Aracyne and Vons have a heart to heart. Grickx readies for launch.

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The party explores the room with the giant crystal column, searching for any more clues as to Cog's whereabouts. There's also the little matter of the disturbances in the water three stories down…

Wealthy worries wildly. Vons engages in outright heroism. Aracyne takes a header. Grickx makes a wish.

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The party, having successfully saved Grickx from becoming Stabby-food, works out what to do next on their search for Cog. They press on through a dense thicket of horrible tongues to continue their quest further down into the darkness full of mystery squares, doors, and poor maintenance practices.

Grickx takes matters into his own hands. Wealthy learns her new trade. Vons ponders potential fillets. Aracyne trips hard.

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We rejoin our hero, Stabby the (not-technically-a-)Roper, as they try to finish the delicious meal they started last week. Will they succeed at consuming a delightful kobold treat? Perhaps sample a second course of foxfolk, halfing, or half-elf? Or will these annoying creatures interrupt their meal?

Vons practices amateur surgery. Wealthy turns off her targeting computer. Aracyne shows off her knife mastery. Grickx uses the emergency confetti.

Editor's note: Apologies for the rough audio in today's episode! The original recordings had some strangeness to them, and I (Ian) wasn't able to get it fully filtered out of the edited version before release.

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The party's search for Cog continues as they try to find the best way down to the lower levels to keep following his trail. It's not all smooth sailing, however, like when they're interrupted by a mess of strange cables in a lower room…

Wealthy is light on her feet. Vons considers the snack to danger ratio. Grickx suddenly ascends. Aracyne scouts ahead.

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It's our Halloween special! We pause our party's dungeon delve adventure for a pleasant, quiet gathering of the party and friends at the Maefynwe estate to celebrate the Autumn harvest festival. Some claim the time of year is haunted, but that's all superstitious nonsense. Right?

Grickx brings enough to share. Wealthy struggles with affairs of the heart. Vons gives professional criticism. Aracyne steals her family members' stuff. Photios has a floop.

Content Warning: Due to the horror angle, things got a bit more grim than usual. This episode has graphic violence and gore beyond what's usually in our show. There's also mind control/brainwashing, with some accompanying consent issues touched on briefly near the end. If you need to sit this one out, no worries! Any big things that cross over into the main campaign will be explained within those mainline episodes.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

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PS Behold, the promised maps! Note they are very much not to scale.

First Floor:

Second Floor:

The party fully uncovers the breadth and depth of the mystery square as they investigate further the strange place they've found themselves in. They also talk to ghosts, but who cares about that when you're finishing a mini-map, am I right?

Wealthy lights the way. Grickx lives vicariously through others. Vons tries to collect some samples. Aracyne descends to depths unknown.

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As the party descends deeper into the mountain, they move away from the carefully constructed maintenance tunnels and into natural caverns riddled with OSHA violations. From holes to doors to poorly-described rooms, there's no end to the terrors they encounter!

Aracyne copes with a tragedy. Vons takes a moment to think. Jaaspar uses his degree. Wealthy tries to hold the world to a higher standard. The GM blows their spatial description check. Grickx is extremely rude.

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