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The night isn't over yet as the party moves in on Corva. Or at least one of them is making moves on her. The others are sleeping peacefully, like cowards. Though that doesn't last long!

Grickx acts on impulse. Aracyne gets a cookie. Vons is on the beach.

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Note: Kelly had to step out suddenly during recording, so there's essentially no Wealthy this episode. She's back next week! You do, at least, get a cameo from a different beloved character of Kelly's.

The party's stakeout of Corva continues, this time with wildly different results as Grickx and Wealthy take the helm. Paths are hiked, messages are sent, and cold is felt. Also spoiler warning for Jurassic Park III (2001), of all things.

Wealthy dreams of home. Grickx takes a nap. Aracyne has a check-in. Vons comes knocking.

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The party finishes planning, and gets down to business. The business of a little lighthearted surveillance in the dangerous outdoors.

Vons gets out his blanket. Aracyne proposes a novel strategy for leaving one's job. Grickx grills an ally to determine their true allegiance. Wealthy gets a weave.

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The party figures some shit out. Like what they want to do with their lives! Y'know, little simple easy things like that.

The party finishes recuperating from their latest misadventure, and learns some new things about everyone's favorite magic goop. Also, personal financial anxiety! Keeping it relevant over here.

Wealthy has a shoulder-based epiphany. Vons has something in common with baby boomers. Grickx doesn't need JSTOR. Aracyne has The Talk. The CK manages to fail to do an intended accent three different times.

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The party drags their injured members to the clinic to get patched up and recover. While they're there, a social kerfuffle breaks out, they take advantage of local expertise, and a member attempts petty theft. Later, politics are discussed with someone's mom.

Aracyne misses an important introduction. Wealthy up and moves. Vons is a single issue voter. Grickx *doesn't* want to engage in wanton murder. Weird.

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Hey everyone, please join us in supporting the West Seattle Food Bank for their Instruments of Change event on May 14th, 2022! We've sponsored the event and will be there in person, if you want to come say hi, or you can attend virtually, with free tickets still available.

The food bank does a lot of important work in the community, helping provide food, clothes, and numerous other resources to folks in need in Seattle. They can always use more help to provide their services to as many people as possible, and that's where y'all come in.

If you attend, there are lots of extra fun ways to donate, including a silent auction with some truly cursed dolls among other, less terrifying items. However, even if you'd rather pass on the event, or you're getting to this past the event date, we'd still love it if you donated a little something to support their mission. (If you can, we know things are tough right now!)

You can donate, learn more about the food bank, and find information about virtual tickets at https://westseattlefoodbank.org/

If you do donate, let us know! We will give you 10,000 Cool Points to go with the warm feeling you'll have in your heart for helping out a great cause.

From the moment the desk walked into their lives, the party knew it was going to be trouble. But it had gorgeous hardware and a great set of legs. They couldn't resist trying to get in its drawer. So they made their move, with all the subtlety of a crowbar. And that's when everything went sideways.

Vons believes in the importance of hydration. Wealthy overspecializes. Aracyne pays it forward. Grickx acts as if all the world's a stage.

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The party heads back down into the maintenance tunnels to search the facility nestled in the dark part of the grid, having now reached an agreement with the tentacats for permission to move through their territory. Turns out there's rather a lot to find.

Vons is *not* not all who wander. Aracyne has an almost-kiss. Wealthy accidentally overcharges. Grickx is concerned about timing. Elara's chill and stuff. The Castle Keeper is definitely not a fan of Prey (2017), how dare you.

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The party crawls their way back out of the maintenance tunnels to try and recharge before another day of descending into the deeps. Not everything that happens in the tunnels stays in the tunnels, however, and they find they have to deal with some rather sticky consequences. Also, donuts!

Wealthy has impure thoughts. Vons has a sleepover. Grickx has his concerns dispelled. Aracyne talks it out.

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