Primary Attribute Incorporated

If you haven't listened to the previous episode, we heavily recommend you start there! This is essentially the second half of one very long episode.

Half the party wraps up their dates while the other half continue to work on self-actualization. Sort of. Vons tries to keep his shit together, despite having zero chill, on his date with Green. Photios learns that Aracyne has a particular set of skills, and a surprisingly high number of different lives. Aracyne continues to blow up her own spot. Wealthy takes on a freelance magic gig that promises to test those magical math skills. Grickx finds about some shady goings-on in the Kobold Warrens. And, finally, they all meet up at a coffee shop so they can go on a dungeon delve, the ideal after-date re-centering activity.

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Music Attribution:

Deliberate Thought by Kevin MacLeod

Luminous Rain by Kevin MacLeod

Life of Riley by Kevin MacLeod

It's date time! As Vons and Aracyne get ready for their respective dates, Grickx and Wealthy do their best to go about their daily lives. Vons learns what a brush is. Aracyne dresses to match the lichen. Grickx tries to have hobbies and finds a lead on an upgraded arm. Wealthy works on a terrible hat.

If you would like to get in on our weirdly specific bullshit, the book we were referencing that has the Rach society in it is Ancillary Justice by Ann Leckie, which you can find out more about here: https://www.indiebound.org/book/9780316246620. You can also check out Mission to Zyxx at https://www.missiontozyxx.space/.

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Music Attribution:

Sneaky Adventure by Kevin MacLeod

Luminous Rain by Kevin MacLeod

Life of Riley by Kevin MacLeod

BOY HOWDY we hope you like worldbuilding, Seattle references, and fox flirting. Romance is in the air and bugs are intentionally on the plates at The Dumpster this fine evening as the party spots an attractive vixen. Aracyne makes the group some new friends, wingmans erratically, and shares some family troubles. Vons maybe gets a date, no one is sure. Wealthy is socially terrified. Grickx does not get baby bjorn'ed, much to everyone's disappointment.

By the way, the prosthesis we were referencing is the prosthetic hand of Renaissance-era poet-knight Götz von Berlichingen, who you can learn about over on Wikipedia! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Götz_von_Berlichingen

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The party finds the source of the explosion and those responsible for it. They also engage in a light discussion about overthrowing their entire society. Wealthy finally gets to use her degree. Grickx takes someone else's device for himself. Vons demands another alchemist's research and bonds with Aracyne despite his best efforts. Aracyne has complicated feelings about privilege, and goes full career counselor at some people she just met. Again.

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The party commits the greatest crime of all, delaying nachos, in order to find the source of the explosion that rocked their world. Aracyne gets to use her special talent. Wealthy does a badass vault. Vons is made to stay quiet and to not have nachos. Grickx muddles through without his tools.

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Making new friends and evening plans as an adult is hard! Luckily, our friendly neighborhood socialite is on the case. Aracyne has Wealthy consult on an ugly hat, leaves a message for Vons with a new acquaintance, and has coffee with Grickx. Later, they all go out for drinks.

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In the wake of their last adventure, the party goes about their daily lives. Wealthy goes to the library. Vons meets with his alchemical ingredient hookup and retraces his steps. Grickx and the inspector catch up. Aracyne gets blasted.

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The party retreats to go get some responsible adults, and then try to bust a speakeasy full of rich and powerful people. It goes about as well as you'd expect. Vons hangs back. Grickx gets patched up. Wealthy gets awkward. Aracyne blows up her own spot.

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The party is discovered, and quickly things turn to blows as they fight to survive in the most dangerous of places, a distillery. Wealthy discovers the terror of magic. Vons makes for a very bad doctor. Grickx presses on against all odds. Aracyne gives career advice.

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After their harrowing encounter last session, the party takes a moment to breathe, gather themselves, and then head out into the rest of the underground. Strange voices and horrible smells lie around every corner as they explore, and it quickly becomes clear that not all is as it should be. Aracyne listens closely and has a sense of entitlement. Grickx actually fixes something. Vons finds a snack. Wealthy doubts her career choices.

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