Professionally Average

This week on Professionally Average, we tried State Light from New Trail Brewing Company and immediately got hit with college flashbacks.

Beer pong. Flip cup. Red solo cups. Poor decisions.

This beer tastes exactly like every college party you barely survived 😂

In this episode:
🍺 Honest review of State Light
🎓 College nostalgia chaos
😂 Beer pong comparisons
🔥 Why this feels like Penn State’s official beer
🍻 Is it actually worth buying?

And somehow… this became one of the most relatable reviews we’ve done.

This week on Professionally Average, we grabbed a beer based purely on how cool the can looked… and immediately regretted our decision.

Or did we?

We tried The Raven Schwarzbier from New Trail Brewing Company and expected pure disaster.

Instead?

…it actually surprised us.

In this episode:
🍺 Honest first reaction review
🖤 Dark beer panic
😂 “Yinnus” might be our greatest invention
🔥 Was it worth the price?
🎙 Pure Professionally Average chaos

This week on Professionally Average things escalated FAST.

What started as a blind mystery beer review turned when Miller Lite shocked us.

Then our guest from Mostly Sober Podcast pulled out a second surprise beer…

🦖 Toppling Goliath Brewing Co. Pseudo Sue Pale Ale

And somehow this turned into one of our wildest beer review episodes yet.

In this episode:
🦖 dinosaur beer review
😂 surprise guest chaos
🔥 king of the quarter debate
🍻 pure Professionally Average nonsense

This week on Professionally Average, we checked out one of our local hidden gems — Yough River Brewing Company— and their Notorious YRB Blonde Ale completely surprised us.

From the insanely cool Sasquatch can design to the actual flavor… this one delivered.

In this episode:

🍺 Honest first reaction review
🔥 One of our favorite local brewery finds
👀 The hidden can details you probably missed
☀️ Why this might be the perfect summer beer
🎙 Why we want to visit the brewery in person

And trust us… this is one local brewery worth checking out.

This week on Professionally Average…

we tried reviewing beer while being absolutely cooked from whatever sickness is going around.

What started as a review of Apple Butter Ale from Berkeley Springs Brewing Company somehow turned into:

🍺 relationship debates
😂 hot dad summer planning
🤒 sick brain conspiracy theories
🔥 emotional damage discussions
🌽 summer cookout vibes
💀 crop tops and booty shorts

Basically…

this episode went completely off the rails.

We found a beer called Garage Beer while grocery shopping… and obviously we had to try it 😂🍺

This week on Professionally Average, we review Garage Beer Lime — a light beer that honestly sounded ridiculous at first.

But after trying it?

…it wasn’t nearly as bad as we expected.

In this review:
🍺 Honest first reactions
😂 Why the name is either genius or ridiculous
☀️ Summer beer debate
🍋 Lime flavor breakdown
🔥 Is it worth buying?

And somehow this turned into us brainstorming other terrible beer names.

This week on Professionally Average… we may have found one of the worst beers we’ve ever reviewed.

Stone Brewing Arrogant Bastard Ale literally warns people on their website that they probably won’t like it.

They were right.

From the insanely cool can design to one of the most aggressive beer flavors we’ve ever tasted… this review completely spiraled.

In this episode:

🍺 Brutally honest review
😂 Mom accidentally buys chaos
💀 Gargoyle butt crack comparisons
🤧 The beer literally made us sneeze
🔥 One of our harshest reviews ever

This week on Professionally Average, we’re back reviewing another local favorite from Yough River Brewing Company— and this one might be their smoothest beer yet.

We tried Sweet Lou Brown Ale and immediately noticed:

🍺 super smooth finish
🔥 perfect bonfire/fall beer vibes
🥩 steak dinner pairing potential
😂 completely made-up dog lore
🐶 Lou apparently saved orphans and fought ninjas

Normal beer review behavior.

This might not be a grass-cutting beer… but it absolutely has its place.

This week on Professionally Average… our moms joined the show and immediately started exposing us 😂

What started as a Mother’s Day special quickly turned into public humiliation as our moms told embarrassing childhood stories we definitely didn’t want shared.

Including:

🦇 Wearing a Batman suit under a baseball uniform and nearly passing out
🩲 Public underwear meltdowns in stores
🏃 Running away as a toddler
🍺 Mother’s Day beer review chaos
😂 Childhood stories we can never recover from

And somehow… this might be one of our funniest episodes yet.

This episode was an emotional rollercoaster 😂🍺

After weeks of searching, we FINALLY found our first true 4-star beer on Professionally Average… and it completely shocked us.

The Runaway Beer Truck from Berkeley Springs Brewing Company might be one of the best beers we’ve reviewed yet.

Then everything went downhill FAST.

Immediately after that masterpiece, we tried Unicorn Farts Sour Ale from DuClaw Brewing Company… and let’s just say it did NOT go well.

In this episode:
🍺 Our first official 4-star beer review
💀 One of the worst beers we’ve ever tried
🎂 Birthday chaos
😂 The show completely going off the rails
🤯 One of our wildest beer review swings ever

This may be the most chaotic beer review episode we’ve done yet.