Professionally Average

This week on Professionally Average, the guys are joined by a special guest from the Mostly Sober Podcast — and things get chaotic fast.

A mystery beer challenge kicks off the episode, leading to unexpected reactions, honest reviews, and plenty of laughs. From classic light beer debates to trying a new craft brew, the conversation quickly goes off the rails in the best way possible.

If you’re into beer, podcasts, and unpredictable conversations… this one delivers.

This week, the guys try Arrogant Bastard Ale… and things go off the rails fast.

From high expectations to brutal honesty, this might be one of the roughest beer reviews yet.

This week, the guys finally crown their King of the Quarter after months of beer reviews, debates, and questionable decisions.

From worst to first, they break down every beer and reveal the official winner — before jumping straight into the next round with a brand new review.

This week on Professionally Average, the guys bring in their biggest guest yet — TJ Holiday — for an episode packed with music, surprises, and nonstop energy.

From breaking down his new album to talking about the creative process and life behind the scenes, this one hits on everything… plus a beer review to top it off.

This week on Professionally Average, the guys bring in guests Beverly and Spencer for what was supposed to be a simple beer review… but quickly turns into pure chaos

This week on Professionally Average, the guys review a local beer from Yough River Brewing Company before diving into some of the craziest driving stories they've ever experienced.

From a drifting car test drive down a mountain to chaotic road trips with friends, this episode quickly turns into a conversation about the worst (and funniest) driving moments they've survived.

This week on Professionally Average, the guys review a new light beer from New Trail Brewing before announcing a brand new challenge series where they’ll go head-to-head with local professionals.

From pizza makers to musicians and everything in between, the goal is simple: can two “professionally average” guys compete with people who actually know what they’re doing?

We also talk about streaming the show live across multiple platforms, behind-the-scenes stories from filming Damned Lands 2, and why some beers just taste like college parties.

This week on Professionally Average, we bring in the guys from Bunchable Studios and kick things off with a chocolate peanut butter moonshine review — which may have been a mistake.

From there, the conversation turns into studio origin stories, content creation in a small town, trading card addictions, anime debates, PSA grading nightmares, and full-blown Pokémon nostalgia.

If you grew up with shiny cardboard, Toonami, or late-night anime… this one’s for you.

This week on Professionally Average, the guys bring in special guest Marcella — a mounted shooting competitor, traveler, model, and motivational content creator — and the episode goes off the rails in the best way.

After reviewing a surprisingly dangerous mixed drink, the conversation turns into mounted shooting competitions, travel stories, social media branding, and learning to be confident in your own skin.

Funny, real, and one of our most interesting guest conversations yet.

This episode starts with a high-octane dessert beer… and completely derails from there.

This week on Professionally Average, the guys review a 9.5% chocolate stout, talk merch and upcoming guests, shout out local creators, and then spiral into childhood nostalgia, VHS rewinds, and one of the most sideways lunch conversations ever brought to a podcast.

From small-town logic and old cartoons to asking questions that probably shouldn’t be asked out loud — this one is pure chaos from start to finish.

Funny, messy, and unapologetically Professionally Average.