After far too many expeditions into Taylor Swift's discography, Matt has finally coerced Shelby into discussing a Beyonce album. The pair unpack Cowboy Carter in a way that only two white kids who haven't listened to country music in years can do. 

Shelby offends Italians, Catholics and conservatives while Matt breaks down just how political boobs can be. It's time to talk Immaculate and just how many religious tokens can be used to k*** a person. 

Matt has cancer, and as a result these episodes are getting more chaotic. Dune 2. Cowboy Carter. Madame Web. The Oscars. Dead Poet's Society of Tortured Artists. This episode has a little bit of everything, and yet not one important thing was said. 

Tradition time! Shelby and Matt ruin the rest of the year as they look back and rank every single movie they saw in 2023. From Shelby’s faves to Matt’s least, we have to DO MATH to figure out who’s taste reigns supreme and what our favorites are according to this combined monstrosity.

Live and in person Shelby and Matt break down the Super Bowl royalty, Usher's halftime show, Beyonce's genre pivot, and then Dakota Johnson's press tour and Drake's leaked nudes. For love it or hate it, Matt authentically recs Beyonce and Shelby full-heartedly shrugs at Nyad. 

Shelby and Matt unspool the plot twists in this weirdly anticipated, definitely panned spy comedy/thriller. Sam Rockwell vs Bryce Dallas Howard. Zany twists vs illogical leaps. Ugly dresses vs the worst haircuts you've ever seen. There's a lot to hate about this movie but doesn't that just mean there's more for us to love? 

The Grammys take the main stage with call outs and album announcements and celebrity snubs. Is Taylor headed to over saturation? Will the new poets society be a total snooze? Did Celine Dion deserve a hug? It’s a long roundup but we spare some time for Justin Timberlake slander (46:45) before diving into our love it or hate it (52:05).

It's the 250th episode! In honor of all the movies Shelby and Matt have sat through, they’re announcing their own Oscar (PSer?) nominations. Listen as they build out a ballot for best actor, best screenplay, best director, etc. etc. etc. from their own accursed archives. Since most of the things they’ve covered are bad, you know it’s bound to be good.

The Oscars have a certain demographic enraged (0:35). Bradley Cooper is officially Gigi Hadid’s new arm candy (21:20). SNL tries to make Justin Timberlake happen (23:45). For love it or hate it (28:35), Shelby rails against the machine in Netflix’s American Nightmare and Matt thinks everyone is talking about The Traitors.

Shelby and Matt keep their tradition alive with a SIXTH ANNUAL movie preview roundup where they take a guess at the movies they're looking forward to as well as the ones they're sure to hate. From superhero spinoffs to vampiric remakes, it's a lineup of the best--and worst--coming out in 2024.