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In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB come to grips with how easy it is to lose control, and discover that to survive you must sometimes hit a lot of zombies with a hammer. But thankfully they stave off disease long enough to discuss the events of "Isolation," the latest episode of The Walking Dead, and how Season Four is shaping up so far.

In this installment of Pulp Commentary: Horror Nights, it's been ten long years, but now the boys have awakened, slipped their Shatner faces back on, and are making their way back to Haddonfield -- to continue what they started! So, join us this Hallow's Eve by grabbing your nearest kitchen knife, because we're resuming our bloody tradition by watching: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers. It's going to be one hell of a family reunion.

In this installment of Pulp Commentary: Horror Nights, it's time to celebrate your favorite holiday, kids! So, collect all your candy and plop yourselves down in front of the television set with us -- and don't forget to wear your masks! Because we're watching Halloween III: Season of the Witch. Brought to you by your fine friends at The Silver Shamrock Novelties Company.

In this installment of Pulp Commentary: Horror Nights, the boys want to introduce you to a very good friend of theirs. His name is Herbert West, and while he may seem weird, he actually has a very good head on his shoulders. And another one in a dish on his desk. So, pull yourself off that morgue slab with a little help from the re-agent, and join us in watching the horror favorite -- RE-ANIMATOR.

In this installment of Pulp Commentary: Horror Nights, NINE killed her! NINE shall die! We have come back from the dead for revenge, with nine diabolical curses! Each one more comedically based than the last! So, to avoid our vengeful wrath, you should join us and our clockwork band this week, as we watch possibly the most terrifying film you'll ever see..... THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES! Love means never having to say you're ugly. 

In which the boys discover that the conspiracy runs deeper than they ever could have imagined, MAN. Shocking truths are revealed in bulk after a chance encounter with a time-jumping metalhead, who's travelled very far to warn of the perils in a future gone wrong, and tells us how Pulp Nightmare can set things right! Ever wondered why there are so many Walmarts? How deep the government probe really goes? Why so many celebrities are dying?! What the sinister counterpart of the Blackula Hunters really are?! Or maybe even... the person or persons that orchestrated the Kennedy assassination?! It's all told, and everything is finally laid out, with answers to questions going all the way back to the original episodes! The secret history of the world goes deeper, and you better listen now. Before they do! THIS GOES BACK TO THE ASSASSINATION OF NOAH, MAN!

In this installment of Pulp Commentary: Horror Nights, the boys have an entire franchise to know your flesh! So, crawl out of your bloody mattress, and bow down to your God, Leviathan, because the boys are once again opening the box. This time it's to record a commentary that will be legendary -- even in hell! It's time to watch, Hellbound: Hellraiser 2.

In this month's first installment of Pulp Commentary: Horror Nights, the boys ring in the month of October by learning there are some very specific rules one must abide by in order to survive a horror movie. Listen in terror as they throw one of those rules out the window in an attempt to get with 90's Neve Campbell! That's right, folks, pop some popcorn, throw in a VHS, and ask yourself what your favorite scary movie is, because we're about to take our love of horror one step too far by watching the 90's slasher classic, SCREAM. We'll be right baaaack!

In which the boys discover that monstrous things go bump in the night, and the only way to stop them is with the power of soul! Witness and be amazed at the birth of several legends at once, as Mike returns with tales from his yearly adventure at the Baltimore Comic-Con, culminating in the reveal that getting old sucks, the chronology of cosplayers, the TRUE power of the psychic mind, condescending elderly folk, and the uncomfortable feeling that a man wearing wings brings about. That was Scarecrow...

Inconceivable! In this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys - as in MB and Hero, sans Mike for the very first time - curl up in their sick beds and allow Peter Falk to read to them about a faraway magical land in which Andre the Giant is still alive, princes are douchebags, Billy Crystal is funny somehow, and the man known only as Westley is the dreamiest of all. So mount your faithful steeds and put on your six-fingered gloves, because we're setting sail with the Dread Pirate Roberts to watch the fantasy classic - The Princess Bride!