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In this Xmas edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys have no more barriers to cross. All they have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the commentaries they have recorded and their utter indifference toward them... they have now surpassed. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. No deeper knowledge can be extracted from our jokes. This commentary for AMERICAN PSYCHO has meant nothing. But join us for it anyway, you stupid yuppie bastards!

In this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys watch a harrowing coming of age tale about a boy, lost after the tragic death of his mother, discovering his destiny and becoming the icon he was always meant to be... by donning a hockey mask and hacking through sexed up teens with a machete. Yes, it is time we take another trip into the woods, and watch the slasher classic: Friday The 13th Part 3... IN 3-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB, with the ever faithful James 'T-Tendons' Lewis at their side, lose everything they've worked so hard to protect to a one-eyed psycho riding a tank -- and not all of them make it out alive. Luckily, One-Legged MB comes back as a zombie and reattaches his head so he can join the two in discussing "Too Far Gone," the mid-season finale of The Walking Dead.

In this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys wander down the empty halls of Morningside Mortuary, trying to avoid death traps in the form of flying balls and undead midget slaves! All the while, hearing the dark and demented bellows of "BOOOYYY!" in the distance behind them. Yes, keep your eyes closed, and don't look up, because The Tall Man is watching you! Meanwhile, we'll be watching PHANTASM.

In which the boys ask... why?

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB DON'T WANT IT! THEY DON'T WANT IT! THEY DON'T WANT IT! But after dragging their former right hand man into a zombie pit and hanging their laundry, they discuss "Dead Weight," the newest episode of The Walking Dead.

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB are joined by special guest, James 'T-Tendons' Lewis, as they burn down their once great kingdom and wander lost through the wastelands. Thankfully, they're spotted by a kind family and given fresh haircuts so they can discuss "Live Bait," the newest episode of The Walking Dead and the return of The Governor.

In this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys feel a chill coming on. A really stupid, rubber nipple fitted, over the top, campy, chill. So, prepare for a bitter harvest and freeze in hell! And other manner of ice puns, because we're watching, BATMAN & ROBIN. Never leave the cave without it.

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB are saved from choking on their own blood by a half-man half-robot farmer with faith made of steel! With a breathing tube firmly down their throats, they actually manage to discuss "Internment," the newest episode of The Walking Dead.... Huh... does... does anybody hear that creepy whistling? It sounds... wait... COULD IT BE!?

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB constantly fight the urge to say the title of this episode, as they go on a run and lose the nicest God damn watch in all of the zombie apocalypse. Luckily, they return to the prison in time to discuss "Indifference," the newest episode of The Walking Dead. WARNING: The Governor isn't in this recap either.