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In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB fight over a skewered rabbit that's been kept out in the hot Georgia sun and stored in a garbage bag. But before they ate it and were stricken with a mysterious and sure to be unrelated illness, they discussed "Us," the newest episode of The Walking Dead. This episode's claimed.

In this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys - meaning MB and Hero, triumphantly returning for their second Mike-less commentary - discover love in the big city and allow their loneliness to drive them INSANE, resulting in eaten cockroaches, the wooden stakes of the homeless, precarious plastic teeth, and one jerk of a noctural flying mammal who just won't go away. A! B! C! D! E! F! G! H! I! J! K! L! M! N! O! PULP COMMENTARY FOR VAMPIRE'S KISS! This commentary is a vampire.

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB have to make the hard choice, and put their beloved guest host, James 'T-Tendons' Lewis down... just... just look at the flowers, James. But don't worry, before they put one through the back of his head, they remembered to discuss their thoughts on "The Grove," the newest episode of The Walking Dead.

In this edition of Pulp Commentary, Special Agent MB Archer swears vengeance against the terrorist Castor Mike for shooting his beloved Batman doll six years ago. But when Castor Mike threatens to blow up all of Pulpopolis, MB Archer must do the unthinkable and trade faces with his long-hated enemy in order for the two of them to, A: Have a speed boat chase, and B: sit down and watch John Woo's 1997 action classic, FACE/OFF. This one's for you, Pinkus.

In which Sheriff Mike & One-Legged MB burn down a perfectly safe and reliable shelter in the middle of the apocalypse. Their bad decisions aside, they also talk about "Still," the newest episode of The Walking Dead.

In which Sheriff Mike hides under a bed, and One-Legged MB chokes on crazy cheese. But despite their pathetic states, they're still able to discuss "Claimed," the newest episode of The Walking Dead.

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB search for hope, all the while find themselves looking pretty badass in riot gear. But they reach the end of the tracks in time to discuss "Inmates," the newest episode of The Walking Dead.

In which the boys found America, putting everything in perspective through a series of GAMES. But that's not all! In a rarely seen glimpse behind the very souls of they who tell tales of the unaccountable, they discover what it means to grow up as the child of a supervillain, the missed opportunities that Jenga has to offer, the insidious connection between a certain German monarch and a world famous film composer, and logic be damned, how Spider-Man and 300 manage to fit into it all. Seriously, why was THAT your answer?

In which Sheriff Mike falls into a coma and One-Legged MB eats his weight in pudding. Thankfully, they get their heads together and find some sanctuary in time to discuss "After," the newest episode of The Walking Dead.

In which the boys lose their fingers and their minds, revisiting some of their most frightening experiences - most of them being experiences they were never there for, but semantics. Grab your gas masks and military ponchos for this one, because Pulp Nightmare is back, baby. Back and all over your face!