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In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB don't even know what to think some days. But as they wander from place to place, they discuss "Consumed," the newest episode of The Walking Dead.

In which the boys, joined by Hero, find themselves heading into a downward spiral of madness that only escalates with each tale of the twisted! How could cosplay go so wrong, and where the hell is Dave? What horror lurks beneath the recesses of one man's toilet seat, and how could it have endangered one podcaster's very life? Who is the Patron Saint of F**k-Ups, and why is he so racist?! These answers and more are revealed! No, damn you, not his toes! Is nothing sacred?!

In this special accursed edition of Pulp Commentary, the unkillable may have been killed, but the dreams of Voorhees still haunt us! On the most fake of evil days, this devilish Friday the 14th, we journey back into a randomly confined house in the woods to face our greatest fear -- Stand In Slasher-Man Killer Guy! For this time, there is no Jason for us to fall back on. No Camp Crystal Lake. No machete. Not even a single god damn red stripe! We're in a nightmare of unfathomably 80's proportions! And now, only Juwanna Man can save us... because we're watching FRIDAY THE 13TH PART V: A NEW BEGINNING.

In which Sheriff Mike, One-Legged MB and James 'T-Tendons' Lewis are, and I quote, "fun guys." But once they're finished hosing down the undead, they discuss "Self Help," the newest episode of The Walking Dead.

In which the tables have turned, the game has changed, and the looking glass faces another! The dreaded things that mingle within the chthonian darkness of your faithful hosts, once again, clambers it's way to the surface; but this time it is Mike who has to venture into... The MBscape.

In this special edition of Pulp Commentary, the EVIL finally comes out of it's year long coma. But enough about Dr. Loomis, we're here for Michael Myers! The Rise of The Thorn begins here tonight, on this day of Samhain, because we continue our killer tradition with: HALLOWEEN 5: THE REVENGE OF MICHAEL MYERS.

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB mourn the loss of BOB. What!? You think every description gotta be FUNNY!? This is Bob we're talking about, you heartless bastards! Ahem. Anyway. After brutally killing those who took Bob away from us, we discuss "Four Walls and a Roof," the newest episode of The Walking Dead. WHY, BOB, WHY!?

In this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, your podcasters are here; the bad news is -- THEY'RE DEAD. So, you better welcome your new space slug overlords, spanky, and pop an 80's brewski while you're at it. Because we're watching: NIGHT OF THE CREEPS!

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB lead you all into a trap to steal your squirrels. You don't have any squirrels, you say? Well... this is awkward. Would you like to eat a severed leg instead? While munching on Phil's leg, let's discuss "Strangers," the newest episode of The Walking Dead.

In which Sheriff Mike and One-Legged MB eat people. What? It's in vogue, man! Don't look at us like that. Our delicacies aside, we also discuss, over a slow roasted Phil, the season five premiere of The Walking Dead, "No Sanctuary."