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In this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys celebrate the holidays and new year by battling a Satan infused Gabriel Byrne with the help of Kevin Pollack. Join us as we lock and load to watch the late 90's, and Schwarzenegger starring, End Of Days.

In which one of the boys and his guest-host forget the reason for the season, and instead recover a long-suppressed memory of madness, destiny, and chicken fingers. Listen as a prophecy is fulfilled and immediately voided, a conspiracy is hatched by the most heinous fiends ever united around a poorly-crafted table, and one host overcomes his primal fears to become... The Perfect Mike.

In which the boys go gay for Garth Ennis without even realizing it, and plot to kill cereal mascots, as they envision the horrifying true story of history's most infamous serial killer -- from torture through feeding the victim his own nose, to skinning a tiger alive, and with some involvement from Edward Norton. Listen to the origins of the monster known only as... The King. 

In which the boys and Hero recount tales of woe and take comfort in the blood of Jesus. Listen as one of their own falls behind enemy lines, goes First Blood on discount prices, gets adopted by a loving family, shoves old ladies to the ground, and spends Black Friday buying sticky notes. Raaaargh!

In which the boys jettison into space and decide that being immortal is beneath them, as they go on an adventure across time that sees drunk driving aliens, the invention of painted diamonds, laboratories of doom, and the most unlikely mantle of all. Goddamn Purpleskins. 

In this edition of Pulp Commentary, it's a One-Sided Commentary! Listen in as the boys get a disturbing play by play by their good friend Hero, as he watches the unreleased faux-horror-documentary, 'The Poughkeepsie Tapes'. YOUR NAME IS SLAVE!

In this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys don't like it when they have egg on their face, as they rise from the grave to battle crime bosses and femme fatales in Central City, while falling in love with every woman they meet. Tonight, our commentary screams, because we're watching the Frank Miller directed adaption of Will Eisner's The Spirit. 

In this special Halloween edition of Pulp Commentary -- the boys don't know what death is -- as they return to Haddonfield on the night of October 31st 1978, for more of the night HE came home. Join us as we avoid pervy paramedics and traverse a seemingly deserted hospital, because we're watching Halloween 2. 

In which the boys give into the season in an unexpected way: like mad scientists, they attempt to exhume several parts of a dead recording and stitch it together, reanimating it into a living, breathing, episode. It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!

In which the boys shrink the kids and dig for lost treasure at sea, as they enter a stream of consciousness that even they can't keep up with. From a life as chain smoking newspaper editors, to the plot of Weekend At Bernie's 2. Listen to a true testament of horror as MB dares to enter... The Mikescape.