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In which the boys seem to hit their stride while facing off against the deadly talons of evil, as they rock out with prophetic visions of the future, struggle to text the jumbo-tron, toss themselves into the lake and try to avoid those eyes... those horrible yellow eyes.

In this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys invite you over to Camp Crystal Lake to watch Friday The 13th Part One. Never mind the sounds of that Voorhees boy drowning...

In which the boys discover that the hills have eyes while waging war against pizza, as they feel sticky whilst putting the gun to their mouths. Look out! It's Dr. Sausage!

In this edition of Pulp Commentary, one of the boys falls and a Hero rises in his place to do battle with He Who Walks Behind The Rows, as they watch Stephen King's Children Of The Corn.

Crom! In this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys ask that eternal question: What is best in life!? A falcon at your wrist? The wind in your hair? WRONG! What daring! What outrageousness! What insolence! What arrogance! What is best in life!? Simple! It's watching that sword and sorcery classic -- Conan The Barbarian!

In this edition of Pulp Commentary Redux, the boys cross oceans of time and bring in a guest for a second commentary of one of their favorites -- Bram Stoker's Dracula. Love never dies.

In which the boys break their promise and invite the uninvited back yet again for a special MB's Newsdesk episode! Listen as the brilliant minds of Pulp Nightmare delve into the questions plaguing America, such as: Which idiot assumes it was a maid? Why would someone change their name to a website? When does the zombie apocalypse really happen, and how long will it take before Mike kills himself? What kind of a world do we live in where a man dressed up as a bat steals all of our press? This town needs an enema! 

In this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys try something a little different. Listen in horror at the first One-Sided Commentary! One of the boys indulges in The Human Centipede 2(Full Sequence), while the other listens to a gory play by play. Too afraid to watch the film? Well this is for you! This commentary is 100 percent medically inaccurate.

In which the boys drink starch out of straws and mull over the injustices of the common man, as they ponder how one could jerk off for the rest of his life, the logic in hiring the mentally handicapped to do customer interaction, the most brilliant marketing scheme ever devised, and a series of What If? scenarios. You've got too many grapes.