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In which the boys and Hero embark on a secret crusade against the forces of Norsefire and discover the proper use for amazeballs, entertain celebrity boxing with the creators of Sandman and Spawn, get biblical because it's awesome, and discover the greatest missed opportunity of the 90's. Alpha! Find five teenagers who believe in God!

In this edition of Pulp Commentary, the boys grab a power-up and attempt to rescue the Princess the only way they know how... trusting the fungus. So, strap on your Thwomp Stomper's because we're watching 'Super Mario Bros. The Movie'. This ain't no game.

In which the boys leap into tiger pens and assault old women, as they're joined by an unsual guest that disrupts the show on numerous occasions. Amidst the maddening task of dealing with his rudeness, a new installment of MB's Newsdesk is attempted! Emphasis on attempted.

In this edition of Pulp Commentary, The Bookhouse Boys journey beneath the sycamore trees, as they find themselves in a mysterious little town that's not all it seems. Fire walk with us, as we do commentary for the Pilot episode of Twin Peaks. Damn fine commentary, Diane. Damn fine commentary.

In which the boys set their sights on junkies and flirt with booth babes, as Mike returns to the 2012 Baltimore Comic-Con in a follow-up trip that puts him face to face with Shopping M. Bison, a chance encounter with the man that co-created Ra's Al Ghul, cosplay food lines, and a professed love for freaks. He wrote it on Batman's cape!

In which the boys look to the future! And find nothing but weird inventions that will take them across the stars. From the world's most unlikely source of cancer, to a wall that can't stop screaming, this is the Pulp Expo!

In which one of the boys is MIA, whilst another enlists the help of Hero to weave the harrowing tale of a lone computer hacker's feeble attempts to stop a killer of women. Soon he finds himself plunged head-first into a deadly web of murder, steampunk, dildos, and Daniel Craig. Why do so so many people want a piece of MB? Just how many nazis are in Flexo's family? What is the secret hiding beneath Hero's private chateau? After this episode, you'll all need to shower dramatically.

In which the boys, along with Hero, welcome a long awaited fourth piece of the Pulp puzzle -- who loves movie re-enactments and hates the Amish. He is Flexo, and his legend is only cemented further by a four-way of Flexual proportions that raises more questions than answers. Goddammit, he's not Marty McFly!

In this edition of Pulp Commentary, it's Christmas in July! So, come on over, roast some marshmallows with the boys, and pull up a chair next to the fire, because we're watching the holiday classic -- Santa's Slay.

In which the boys have made it to the big five-oh! And thankfully for us, they're still not the least bit mature about it. Joined by Quizmaster Hero and a mysterious machine that will decide their destinies and seal their fates, Mike and MB journey inward in order to answer the questions of time and space itself! For the very first time, discover the origins of Pulp Nightmare and the unholy union that will forever drive it, as recounted through their legendary idiocy!

But wait, there's more! In a stunning revelation, discover which pioneer of animation has a dark and checkered past, what MB would do when confronted with the ultimate No-Win scenario, the most amazingly simple strategy for fending off cultists, and plenty of Sin City references. It's an hour of absolute madness, and an hour that perfectly encapsulates what it means... to tell tales of the unaccountable.