Punks on the Net

We discuss: getting shredded moving couches, soul blessings near the bathroom, three or four distinct demon voices, Barcelona crust punks, keeping your friends close and your impersonators closer, Kanye's Batman, cancelled for Horde propaganda.

We recommend: Feel the Darkness by Poison Idea, Raw

Outro: Trees of Barcelona by Superchunk

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We discuss: a big weekend for Jesus, going into a dark room where there may or may not be a ghost, rapping about how much you love prisons, dusting off my DuoLingo Swedish, getting blue-pilled, Free Robert Durst, dreaming of becoming a NEET.

We recommend: Probably Nothing, Possibly Everything by Pat The Bunny; What Counts by Have Heart

Outro: Burn Them Prisons by Leftöver Crack

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We discuss: Ween season and hot wieners, Kanye’s upcoming Oi era, Wu-Tang Clan as a fantasy adventuring party, greedy musicians taking advantage of Spotify, getting signed as a sandwich artist, a streaming service that sends you McDonalds in the mail.

We recommend: You Won’t Take Me Alive by Product Of Waste, 2007 EPs by Danger

Outro: Rhode Island by The Front Bottoms

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We discuss: Mr Watch Every Band, baby’s first D-beat, supplemental reading material, The Rock’s unique wrestling strategy, tattoo acceptance in the workplace, going back to prison for tax fraud, Yeezy landfill, the AOC mousepad, Glenn & Jerry’s.

We recommend: Freaky Deaky: The Cheeky Discography by Cheeky, Earth A.D. / Wolfs Blood by Misfits

Outro: Viva la Revolution by The Adicts

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We discuss: being in the mf stu, getting defrauded through the mail, regretting our mid-pandemic purchases, How I Invented Lean: The Bruce Springsteen Story by Max Weinberg, Worcester County rockers, Billie Joe Day Care, our new wealthy benefactors.

We recommend: talking a walk without headphones, The Wailing

Outro: Three’s A Party by Kid Dynamite

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We discuss: adjusting our energy levels, Japanese robot psychology, Broadway-punk, the current MTV programming block, donating your Joker trench coat at Goodwill, black-owned businesses such as Megadeth, a new money-making opportunity.

We recommend: 2020 by Shin Guard, Graceland by Paul Simon

Outro: Snickers or Reese’s by Direct Hit!

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We discuss: our new contracts, the punk rock school bus, avoiding concert photographers on your minimap, we’re a techno band now, babysitting Young Thug, whipping your dirt bike through the low income housing, the Al Gore channel.

We recommend: The Renaissance by E. Town Concrete, Wholesale Meats and Fish by Letters to Cleo

Outro: A Flight and a Crash by Hot Water Music

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We discuss: handing in our summer reading packets, being an elitist with no taste, the many twisted candy factories of the UK, getting blasted with human remains, sponsored hoverboarders, letting the dead rest, bands that make you think of Mr Freeze.

We recommend: Perfect Blue, Stay Cold by Trapped Under Ice

Outro: Rainbow In The Dark by Dio

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We discuss: taking 9 months to recover from 3 parties, becoming a success mindset guy, girlfriend hardcore, the un-gun, a sock full of Gundams, John Goodman gaining lightning powers, revealing our political ideologies, the two Jokers raging inside you.

We recommend: Try Me by Self Defense Family, Bringin’ It Down by Judge

Outro: Our Only Weapon by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones

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We discuss: the greatest showmen, the orgcore to boyband cultural exchange, starting a KISS franchise in your region, doing my SWATs, Joe Biden’s summer playlist, signed bags of yard waste, driving your anime sports car without a license.

Outro: What’s My Age Again? By Blink-182

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