Punks on the Net

We discuss: a sea captain at Guitar Center, our upcoming all musical episode, pop punk’s lost decade, going from Folk to Baroque, a fresh unique nightmare, spreading cults and superstitions, the gay conspiracy to control Hip-Hop, the Defend Pop Punk era.

We recommend: Jawbreaker On Cello by Gordon Withers, The Way by Age of Apocalypse

Outro: ​​Heroes Get Remembered, Legends Never Die by Four Year Strong

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We discuss: single white listeners, Nine Oh Two Watch Show, nostalgia for the comp era, elitism in the anti-vax scene, great news for short kings, the scion of a Canadian chiropractor, ODing on binaural beats, watching cam girls instead of making your album

We recommend: GeoGuessr, Something to Write Home About by The Get Up Kids

Outro: Small Man Big Mouth by Minor Threat

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We discuss: driving two hours to eat Arby's, a half filled box of black goo, the Greta Thunberg cosmetics line, drone striking the bot farms, teaming up with a sexy robot, the political optics of jumping in a warp pipe, no buongiorno, having a ska body.

We recommend: 20 Minutes From Right Now by Animal Chin, Ill Blood by No Warning

Outro: Tell Me What It Means by Animal Chin

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We discuss: Lockdown 2 and Gay Covid, payday lending schemes, watching TikTok with the They Live glasses on, being ready to sin again, active participation in your own deepfake, the most wretched generation, Emporer Palpaitines’s lost nude scenes.

We recommend: 1986 by One Last Wish, Star Wars Despecialized Editions

Outro: Seeing Red by Transplants

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We discuss: gaining the approval of record store clerks, the greatest city in the world, side projects with divorce energy, celebrity hot sauce schemes, the DJ Screw workout plan, autographed Batarangs, anti-goth profiling, Chilean presidential primary candidates.

We recommend: A Real Life Story of Teenage Rebellion by Weston, Loco Live by Ramones

Outro: New York’s Alright If You Like Saxophones by Fear

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We discuss: body language, firework safety, things we need to keep J.J. Abrams away from, coming out as canceled, the CEO of the musical orphanage, making cigarettes cooler than they already are, Harold & Kumar Go to Congress, different flavors of Rat.

We recommend: A Weakness For Spirits by Darkbuster, Black Mass Electronics 1312 Distortion pedal

Outro: Pandemic Solution by Mouth Sewn Shut

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We discuss: a very bad trip to Whole Foods, various degrees of ass-beating hardcore, Mike face, high ponytails pulling the knowledge from your brain, 1999 CGI, whether or not Tara Reid is still alive, vinyls plural, boneless D-dish pizza, going across the pond.

We recommend: Bright Grey by The Steal, Beauty is a Destructive Angel by Renounced

Outro: Under the Knife by Hatebreed

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We discuss: getting crafty, the next evolutions of humans and gaming, memed out horrorcore rap, good morning - you ruined music, Officer Jason Voorhees, redneck raves, no strangling please, not being able to retire off NBA Topshots, we’re not cops.

We recommend: Grado Labs Prestige Series headphones, A Burglar’s Guide to the City by Geoff Manaugh

Outro: Money Changes Everything by Choking Victim

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We discuss: spilling drinks on your anime hoodie, a full posse of child break-dancers, the pop punk fairy godmother, what Foo is, snitches vs anti-vaxxers, shadow labels, gas suppression techniques, bringing Christian guitar pedals to a haunted house.

We recommend: Kill Whitey! by INDK, Get It Away by SS Decontrol

Outro: Religious Scam by A Global Threat

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We discuss: the era of the ball short, the clap of my ass cheeks alerting the National Music Publishers Association, Habbo Hotel girlfriends, the perfect crossover thrash ratio, buying a chicken nugget on eBay, worship gear, there’s even cute about it.

We recommend: Blood For Blood - July 27, 2017, It’s Gonna Get Ugly by Shorebirds

Outro: From Her Lips to God’s Ears (The Energizer) by Against Me!

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