Punks on the Net

Punks on the Net

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Punks on the Net episodes

  • Episode 30: Afternoon Delight
    We discuss: the chaste and chill episode, a show based on a movie based on a book based on true events, flipping a record on the highway, the Jerry Maguire of vinyl, infiltrating a funeral to stop copyright infringement, live dispatches from Anime Boston.
    We recommend: The Life of Pablo by Kanye West, Shine A Light: Field Recordings From The Great American Railroad by Billy Bragg & Joe Henry
    Outro: See You at Your Funeral by PUP
    Send us an email! [email protected]
    1 hr 9 min
  • Episode 29: They’re Dumb, They’re Sexy, They Went to Harvard
    We discuss: honorifics, dogfighting vs soccer, the second to last band you ever saw live, long WAP, it’s not nice to not watch the Grammys, be Christian and be cool, the hot horny episode, proper birds, your cousin Marvin Morello, closing the book on NFTs.
    We recommend: Cost of Living by Incendiary, Formula 1: Drive to Survive
    Outro: Mantra by Shelter
    Send us an email! [email protected]
    1 hr 14 min
  • Episode 28: Vacant, Haunted, and an NFT
    We discuss: pretending to not party, a get-kicked-in-the-head type breakdown, smuggling a rack of iPhones into the library, the Thai army Esports team, ways to get electrocuted by an acoustic guitar, everything you need to know about Dr. Dre’s divorce.
    We recommend: Wiretap Scars by Sparta, keeping a journal
    Outro: Cut Your Ribbon by Sparta
    Send us an email! [email protected]
    1 hr 14 min
  • Episode 27: I Don’t Even Like Money
    We discuss: one year of no bottleservice, the pizza from the cover of the Tigers Jaw album, Antifa at the soda jerk, The Doug & Son Podcast, everyone gets the culture they deserve, going deep on crypto, everything is fake, leverage for small claims court.
    We recommend: Mob Mentality by Dropkick Murphys & The Business; Home, Like Noplace Is There by The Hotelier
    Outro: Mob Mentality by McBusiness
    Send us an email! [email protected]
    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 26: Not Distinguishable From Real Humans
    We discuss: a talking dog, Aaron and the girls, the United States of America vs Bruce Springsteen, activating rapping grannies across the country, human meat sacks upon which intellectual property is hanged, giving musicians the Voigt Kampff test.
    We recommend: Breathing And Dying In This Place by Envy, When The Smoke Clears by Three 6 Mafia
    Outro: Freedom Dreams by Move
    Send us an email! [email protected]
    1 hr 5 min
  • Episode 25: Patronizing, Bizarre, and Insulting
    We discuss: our new co-host Jessica, Chris’s homework assignment, getting the podcast on communist state-run media, cross-industry joint punishment, an art worker for the new era, you will regret your words and deeds, it’s not 2007, that type of guy.
    We recommend: Four Cornered Night by Jets to Brazil, Little Drummer Girl
    Outro: Coming Down To Beijing by Brain Failure
    Send us an email! [email protected]
    1 hr 22 min
  • Episode 24: Gift Card to My Bank Account
    We discuss: getting minimum wage to listen to bad albums, Bruce Springsteen is above the law, the isolated vocals of Bullet with Butterfly Wings, writing a diss track about a piece of software, having money to give to Bruno Mars, libertarian ska musicians.
    We recommend: Warrior, Firewalker by Firewalker
    Outro: Nobody Puts Team Up In A Corner by Frontrunner
    Send us an email! [email protected]
    1 hr 9 min
  • Episode 23: Medium Rare
    We discuss: the king of guitar repair, Osmosis Jones but with dick pills, Billie Eilish’s desire to invade Iran, are you an angel, melting the polar ice caps with stage pyro, working with Otaku-Ameircans, Kiss-core, a viral challenge where you throw your jewelry into Mt Doom.
    Outro: Bigger Than Kiss by Teenage Bottlerocket
    Send us an email! [email protected]
    1 hr 5 min
  • Episode 22: Teens React to Punk Podcast
    We discuss: month ten of chilling at home, Crowvid 19, showing the fatcat Yu-Gi-Oh speculators who’s boss, extracting the gender-related information, giving your whole stimulus check to Rolling Stone, everything is ads, our beautiful new jingle.
    We recommend: Uhh Yeah Dude
    Outro: Shit from an Old Notebook by Minutemen
    Send us an email! [email protected]
    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 21: Joyce Manor Wireless
    We discuss: breathing into your mouth, return to Guitar Center, discovering musical parallels to Dragon Ball Z, being a juggalo for Alkaline Trio, the history of cheerleader presidents, a couple big dogs playing basketball, giving Trump a swirly.
    We recommend: Lupin, Petitioning the Empty Sky by Converge
    Outro: Food Fight by Village People
    Send us an email! [email protected]
    1 hr 5 min

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Two dumb weirdos examine the ways that music in the 21st century is getting dumber and weirder.