Punks on the Net

We discuss: rest in piss Phil Spector, new leads in body double research, dispatches on hating your wife from r/audiophile, crying at a DC movie trailer, circumventing the New York Times paywall, the Michael Jordan of selling cocaine, meditating the aliens to us.

We recommend: Genesis and Exodus demos by Pillars of Ivory, High and Low by Akira Kurosawa

Outro: Books About UFOs by Hüsker Dü

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We discuss: living a life of the mind, the parking situation at the insurrection, bands who like to mess around with knives and cut up trees, getting gone off the aspartame, Queen Amidala Middleton, Skip McSkipster and his gang of 1950s children.

We recommend: Water & Solutions by Far, Killers by Iron Maiden

Outro: Moon Over Marin by Dead Kennedys

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We discuss: Punks on the Net 2.0, record shopping with your friend and an ugly stranger, getting owned by someone in a Guy Fawkes mask, does Glenn Danzig know about Covid, discrimination against Ska-Americans, getting back on Soulseek.

We recommend: Boomin Words From Hell by Esham, Stray Dog Town by Bent Outta Shape

Outro: Tell Me Why by Bent Outta Shape

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This week we bring you a very special episode where we break from the usual format to rattle off our favorite records of 2020. Thank you to everyone who’s supported the podcast this year. If you’ve told a friend, written us an email, or just gave the show a listen, we appreciate it. See you in 2021, suckers.

Outro: title track by Machine Gun Kelly

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We discuss: pulling a Virginia Woolf, interesting facts about yourself, the music industry stealing our ideas, 5G was the vaccine the whole time, getting hazard pay to listen to Weezer, The Wife Album, sending us your high school transcript.

We recommend: How To with John Wilson, Prepare For Battle by Statement

Outro: Beneath Blood by Statement

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We discuss: the open mic portion of the podcast, being an independent woman, the Pepsi ratio, replacing experts and lawyers with 10 lines of code, everyone who disagrees with me is a lib, Doug’s secret history as a Trapt consumer, the anarchist jumpsuit.

We recommend: We Sold Our Souls for Rock ‘n Roll, Dork Rock Cork Rod by The Ergs!

Outro: Most Violent Rap Group/Pray for Rain by The Ergs!

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We discuss: critical reassessment of Austin Powers, letting parasites infest your home for punk cred, going deep on Coheed lore (again), brand partnership with the Atari Lynx, moving away from carbon based entertainment, how would an elephant smoke cigs.

We recommend: Get in the Van by Henry Rollins, twoodfrd

Outro: Liar by The Sex Pistols

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We discuss: the first rule of underground COVID gig club, medical emergencies in the 7-11 parking lot, pitching TikTok memes, our annual Good Deed of the Year, offloading our debt onto a phony LLC, poisoning your cells with bad vibes at Guitar Center.

We recommend: Shit Present by Shit Present, building an MP3 library

Outro: Anxious Type by Shit Present

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We discuss: Vogel vs Fogle, the punk classic rock revival, secret racist Pinterest accounts, former and ambivalent Hanson fans, listening to The Specials with a fit bird, replacing headphones with psychological warfare, is Trump or Biden more hardcore.

We recommend: Sam Coffey And The Iron Lungs by Sam Coffey And The Iron Lungs, DankPods

Outro: III: PhD by Sam Coffey And The Iron Lungs

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We discuss: sending loose liquid in the mail, Christian fathers against anime cosplay, selling your ballot on eBay, PhD of Puppets, Claudio’s Girl, doing fire fingers, Glenn Danzig’s house, pissing on Drake, getting beat up at the guitar pedal meetup.

We recommend: Yeezus by Kanye West, Fists Buried in Pockets by The Riot Before

Outro: We Are Wild Stallions by The Riot Before

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