Punks on the Net

We discuss: time travelling child actors, declaring straight edge post-pandemic, the littest graduation party of 2021, struggling GoFundMes, the Akira variant, vehicles that drive sideways, putting the Tories in the bin, they should have just done nothing.

We recommend: Fuel For The Hate Game by Hot Water Music, Voracious Contempt by Internal Bleeding

Outro: 220 Years by Hot Water Music

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We discuss: wrapping your lips around an entire soda can, does the bus smell worse now, my relationship with reality, Fiddy Head, extract and oppress, the federal reserve of Akoin, would Joe Biden survive listening to The Locust, keeping gloves in your glovebox.

We recommend: North Truth by Loyal To The Grave, How It Goes by Big D and the Kids Table

Outro: B Train to Allston by The Allstonians

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We discuss: the results of the lie detector test, the geese taking over, the punk section of Cameo, pre-scalped tickets, your hometown’s metalcore scene, the largest collection of historic hair, having a Napster moment, this street is hell and my parents are the devil.

We recommend: Embrace by Embrace, Never Wanna Be Seventeen Again by Seventeen Again

Outro: Nobody Knows My Song by Seventeen Again

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We discuss: doing what you gotta do, lyrics as stage directions, price of admission: five bucks or a gun, ruining your Depop cred shirt, Satan Hall, metal rock music, unironically becoming the villain of Twisted Sister video, eye yogis, Harvard Square moped girls.

We recommend: Serf City USA by Have Nots, K-On!

Outro: GGGGhost by Joystick!

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We discuss: meeting in real life for the first time, Doug’s centrist baby, praying for the straights, finding a country partner, Christian R&B, Gucci Mane narrating Anna Karenina, elaborate and theatrical wire fraud, our end of life plans, the Mar-a-Lago lifetime achievement award.

Outro: Boxcar by The Mountain Goats

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We discuss: being chill but alert like a jungle cat, enforcing social distancing at Tompkins Square Park, stories from a “real” website, not being able to speak, Anne Hathaway theatre kid energy, Chinese doomer millennials, no flappers in the pit.

We recommend: Ruiner by A Wilhelm Scream, Progression Through Unlearning by Snapcase

Outro: Swell by Memory Burn

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We discuss: baby Gleep Glorp, our vaccinated near-future, these mushrooms look like shit, barber shop politics, every band reunites if you wait long enough, star of Family Guy J Mascis, biography posers, a cruel and bloody horse fight, glowing for it.

We recommend: Paul’s Boutique by Beastie Boys, We Are the Only Friends We Have by Piebald

Outro: Introducing Morrissey by The Ergs!

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We discuss: doing Sicario in real life, a post-vaccine tour of the MBTA, looking like an evil puppet, let’s get freaky now, staying vigilant, Kenan Thompson as Dee Dee Ramone, a corrupt dictator trying to launder his reputation, another L for the metal scene.

We recommend: Discography by Portraits of Past, Miles: The Autobiography by Miles Davis & Quincy Troupe

Outro: Repeat Prescriptions by Incisions

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We discuss: giving us your power of attorney, the American dream for millennials, vaccine-based hardcore, building a Borg cube in Uganda, career parallels between Taylor Swift and Streetlight Manifesto, the cookies did nothing wrong, intra-listener beef.

We recommend: Are These Our Lives? by Trial, Blisters in the Pit of My Heart by Martha

Outro: Clear Channel (Fuck Off!) by Citizen Fish

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We discuss: why we’re being silenced, punking up your catholic school uniform, right on, the merits and politics of 90s Misfits, family-court era Kanye, finally condemning white women, holding on to your Blackberry too long, doing Airheads but for the podcast.

We recommend: Idle Will Kill by Osker, Sick Of It All by Sick Of It All

Outro: Secret Society by Title Fight

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