Punks on the Net

We discuss: an intervention for marijuana addiction, never paying for parking, Who’s on First but for shoegaze bands, targeted harassment, is Grimes “doing something” to Elon Musk, radical art babies, putting Jay-Z in a wicker man.

We recommend: The Monroe Doctrine by Farside, Chaos: Charles Manson, the CIA, and the Secret History of the Sixties by Tom O'Neill

Outro: Better Than Crying by Farside

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We discuss: becoming a barefoot activist, deep Hatsune Miku knowledge, a vaguely humanoid robot with an iPad, betting on the future of ska at Mohegan Sun, pop punk Grease, armed standoff with the feds at Phil Collins’s house.

We recommend: Under the Radar by Grade, Detestation by G.I.S.M.

Outro: Stolen Bikes Ride Faster by Grade

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We discuss: let me be clear, being nice to each other (for now), somehow being worse than the UK, stage diving off the hot bar at Whole Foods, the antifa super soldiers you heard about, does Tool have tracks, BTS is hardline now.

We recommend: Rise Above: 24 Black Flag Songs to Benefit the West Memphis Three, The Clash Live San Bernardino 1983

Outro: Hell Yes by Alkaline Trio

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We discuss: being mean to each other, lo-fi beats to drink Pepsi to, paying someone on Fiverr to write your lyrics, congratulations Machine Gun Kelly, most dangerous celebs to google, uploading the podcast to PornHub, moshing in a giant hamster ball.

We recommend: PeteStrumentals by Pete Rock, A Dark Song

Outro: California Boy by Lil B

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We discuss: billionaire mindset, the Fender Canyonero, woman with 28 Eminem tattoos, minor league Wu-Tang members, secret prosecution of pop punkers, best albums from the Berenstein Bears universe, foiling a listener prank, speaking perfect Italian.

We recommend: Twin Peaks, Aglio E Olio by the Beastie Boys

Outro: SMH City by Teenage Halloween

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We discuss: improv warm-ups, drive-in chill sesh at the aircraft hangar, posi dance punk, 30 year old Lil Peep fans, the Hella Mega Kings of Comedy tour, baking a cake of your hero, deleting the podcast to become a cop, 2Pac playing Joe Biden’s inauguration.

We recommend: Our Milk by Nudie Mag, All Ten by William Bonney

Outro: Blind Justice by Agnostic Front

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We discuss: falling asleep at the crust show, floral death metal, Earth Crisis: Deep Space Nine, Bernie Sanders voice, is Screeching Weasel in the top 16 thousand artists, hiding band members behind a curtain, showing your friends a video they don’t care about.

We recommend: Grower by Burnt Tapes, Henry & Heidi

Outro: Russian Spies by Against Me!

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We discuss: selling your prized Tom Clancy collection, neck tattoo guy music, shorting the post-pandemic used guitar market, wax cylinder resurgence, psychological warfare on free Spotify, listening to an album 150 times, contracting coronavirus at Emo Night.

We recommend: Promo 2019 by Anxious, Blaseball.com

Outro: Seeds by Anxious

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We discuss: have we heard 2020’s album of the year, Infest infiltrates the Bill and Ted 2 set, the Earth Crisis boca burger, buying podcast equipment in prison, nu metal Woodstock, wearing a Shrek costume to the Sturgis motorcycle rally, open invite to Doug’s HBO Max account.

We recommend: Class Action Park, Demolicion! The Complete Recordings by Los Saicos

Outro: Demolicion by Los Saicos

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We discuss: Bright Eyes is a side project, wearing a vibrating bodysuit, founder of Napster Justin Timberlake, scene report from the virtual Cypress Hill concert, 8 local metalcore bands playing the presidential inauguration, using The Secret to join AC/DC.

We recommend: The Godfathers of Hardcore, Ivy by Charmer

Outro: December by Charmer

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