Punt Your Way Out!

The Boys' Best Tips

Cal (the AR Guru): AR7, #8, Secret War, $4.00

Karl (the Smexpert): MR7, #6, Sig Positano, $2.50

Chip (the BR Bandit): BR4, #1, Exo Lady, $4.20

Gilly (the Newcastle Nightmare): BR7, #14, Telephone Booth, $61.00

Synopsis

Did ya miss us? Well we missed you. Two weeks off but it feels like a lifetime has passed in your absence because f--k me, didn't we drink some piss over Christmas!

Speaking of, in this, the first ep of 2022, the boys tell many an entertaining tale of their sh-tfaced escapades over the holidays. Guess where Chip ended up! (You know you won't.) And guess what Cal had to get out of before he endangered himself! (You probably will.) Meanwhile, Karl...well, Karl's been Karl, mate. But the biggest question of this ep is...who is the Newcastle Nightmare? (You'll never pick it.)

On top of all that you get all the best tips for AR, SR, MR and BR (and maybe a little bonus), in this, the Greatest Punting Podcast of 2022!

Get back in, get up to speed, and get on

Chapters2:06 - Introducing the Newcastle Nightmare 4:15 - Karl's Weekend Review 6:26 - Chip's Weekend Review 8:41 - Gilly's Weekend Review 10:07 - Ca's Weekend Review 14:33 - BR Tips 18:16 - SR and MR Tips 22:14 - AR Tips 26:35 - Competition Time! 27:33 - Episode Recap

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It's been a monster year, lads. See it out with this, 2021's last episode, and get ready to ring in 2022 with heaps of piss, heaps of punt, The AR Guru, MR 12.50, and the Brisbane Bandit as they talk shit, give tips, and get on!

Chapters 3:35 - Weekend Review 11:19 - The Look Back 14:34 - Punter of the Week! 16:09 - It's Go-Go Guru Time! (AR Tips) 19:19 - The Smexpert Strikes! (SR and MR Tips) 22:55 - The BR Bandit Blazes Bright! (BR Tips) 26:28 - Competition Time! 27:11 - Episode Recap!

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The boys yak about the silly season, the Christmas Party gauntlet, and other sh-t we can't mention in polite company.

THEN: George Carpenter is back yet again to make a play for his third consecutive week as Punter of the Week! (Sargo is trembling!)

Then the usual five-star tips from the AR Guru, the SR and MR Expert, and the one and only Brisbane Bandit! Get ooooooon!

Chapters3:50 - Karl's Weekend Review 6:18 - Chip's Weekend Review 7:59 - Cal's Weekend Review 10:55 - The Look Back 13:41 - Punter of the Week! 16:51 - AR Tips 19:52 - SR and MR Tips 23:36 - The BR Bandit! 27:14 - Competition Time! 29:26 - Episode Recap

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It's with a heavy heart that the boys recorded this week's ep. But not really - only Chip felt that way, because he finally had to bet against a Blackbooker of his. Which one? The answer will utterly shock you.

But it'll also set you up ready for the rest of a cracking ep that involves THE BEST BANTER YOU'VE EVER HEARD! And guess what? Punter of the Week returns with a vengeance when a local gun tipster (pictured) thinks he has tipped the winner of THREE races on Saturday. (Knows he has actually.)

Then on with the usual show: all the best tips for AR, MR, SR, and BR. Are we about to...get on?

CHAPTERS 4:48 - Karl's Weekend Review 7:14 - Chip's Weekend Review 8:45 - Cal's Weekend Review 10:51 - The Look Back 13:08 - Punter of the Week 14:15 - Georgie's Best! 16:33 - Cal's AR Tips 19:34 - Karl's MR and SR Tips 23:51 - Chip's BR Tips 27:54 - Competition Time 29:05 - Episode Recap

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Before I say anything else: can you wankers give us a nice review on Apple or Spotify please? Lie, seriously. We keep forgetting to ask but fuck me it would make a massive difference. A few quick sentences. Don't think about it too hard (like Chip does his form).

Now, episode synopsis (you know what that word means, do you?):

Blame Chip for his shit sound quality this week, because he forced the other two Saints of PYWO (Saint Cal, of XXXX Gold, and Saint Karl, of Hahn Everything) to do a Skype recording session this week because he couldn't get away from...Suspense gap! You'll have to listen to find out.

The ep still sounds, plays and tips great, of course, but it falls short of our usual 12-out-of-10 standard. (Maybe 13 our of 10?) Again, there are great reasons though. Want to know those reasons? You'll have to listen. Put a tiny bit of effort in, for f*ck's sake. (Looking at you, Sargo.)

Anyway. Get on!

Chapters 2:33 - Chip's Weekend Review (Christ it's good.) 5:59 - Chip's Blackbook (listen now!) 7:20 - Listen here, f*cktard 8:54 - Karl's Weekend Review (Is this one even better than Chip's?! The firm answer is Yes!!) 10:21 - Karl's Blackbook 11:30 - Cal's Weekend Review 12:57 - Cal's Blackbook 13:59 - Cal's Look Back 14:27 - Karl's Look Back 15:49 - Chip's Hilarious Lookback 16:25 - AR Tips 18:39 - SR and MR Tips 22:42 - BR Tips 26:37 - Competition Time!

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It's the start of the Queensland Summer Racing Carnival and the boys chat about Cal rescuing an elderly motorist in distress, Chip getting cut off for being too blind at a café, Karl's triumph over Liam Hemsworth, and how sh-t Chip's been on the punt lately (turns out: pretty sh-t even for him). Then we have a fine old natter about the upcoming Mooloolaba Cup with the one and only Sunshine Coast Specialist. (Who's that, you wonder? The answer may surprise you.) Plus the usual, faithful, reliable tips for BR, SR, MR and AR for you to - wait for it - get on!

Chapters 3:03 - Weekend Review 11:53 - The Look Back 15:19 - Go Go Guru Time! (AR Tips) 17:00 - The Smexpert (SR and MR Tips) 19:55 - The BR Bandit! (BR Tips) 25:15 - Punter of the Week! 28:53 - Recap

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Chip celebrates! Cal shakes his head! Karl dials in! And a new Punter of the Week shows up like the good (or bad!) smell he is! Anything else? Hmmm... Oh yes! All the best tips for AR, SR, MR and BR racing this Saturday! Are we using too many exclamation marks?! NEVER MIND!!! Just get on!

Chapters 2:58 - Chip's Weekend Review 6:08 - Cal's Weekend Review 9:19 - The Look Back 11:21 - Punter of the Week! 14:38 - AR Tips 16:51 - BR Tips 20:48 - SR and MR Tips 26:47 - Competition Time! 28:58 - Episode Recap

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Chip's car broke down on the way to the recording studio so the boys had to do a record-from-home session this week. But is this a record-from-home session? Or is this the record-from-home session?! (It's the second one.) Massive banter, stirring reminiscences brilliant (ahem) tips for the horse racing at Adelaide, Brisbane, Sydney and Melbourne this Saturday - and your LAST CHANCE to get a spot at the next PYWO Piss-Up! GET ON!

Chapters2:54 - Weekend Review 11:18 - The Look Back 15:01 - AR Tips 18:14 - BR Tips 24:52 - Karl's Pronunciation of "Chaillot" 27:26 - Competition Time! 28:13 - Competition Question 29:05 - Best Bets Recap!

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Smells like there's a bit more glory in the air this morning doesn't it? That's because it's bloody CUP DAY, punters! And we couldn't let Cup Day go by without a little bonus special wherein we chinwag about early Cup Day memories, the blindest we've ever gotten to celebrate the Race that Stops a Nation, and - of course! - give ya our best tips for the world's finest 2-mile dash. Get! On!

Chapters 2:09 - The boys' plans for Cup Day 4:00 - Memories of Cup Day 10:15 - What's the blindest you've ever been on Cup Days? 12:23 - Mini-Competition Time! 13:27 - Melbourne Cup Tips!

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The boys recorded this ep ahead of a public holiday and Karl took advantage by getting on it! (God bless him!) Chip and Cal still had to work the next day so they're not nearly as jolly but there's still plenty of banter, betting, tipping, sledging, and the lads also give the upcoming XXXX Golden Eagle a good going-over. Chimay!

Chapters 4:44 - Weekend Review 12:31 - Punter of the Week! 16:54 - Cal's AR Tips! 18:52 - Karl's SR and MR Tips! 21:41 - Chip's BR Tips! 24:18 - Golden Eagle Tips! 26:38 - Competition Time! 28:38 - Episode Recap

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