It's been two years.

Ben and Steven finally get back together, say sorry, and record a goddamn episode.

Our boys play catch up, Steven tells about the birth of his second child, Ben talks about why he's a chicken farmer now, there's some beard talk, a ton of wandering chats, and finally Ben tells us how he almost (but not really) died.

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This episode contains: F’d levels, Thai food, voting and protesting, election, getting sick, Black Friday, open on Thanksgiving, Political News Update, markets, Edna’s birthday party, friends with kids, party logistics, hot dogs and marshmallows, hairless Ben, West World, Facebook news, Instagram, on Iota’s big screen, XSplit, OBS, black balls, bad Google, beautiful black scrotum, porn categories, hood rat gang bang, Ben can be dark, high quality amateur porn, over-saturation, a day in Ben’s life, Top Gear, car talk, what car does Steven want?, Mad Max, Eric Bana and cars, Lovely Beast, super car, one-to-one car, Steven got drunk, soda, dog documentary, Iota’s motorcycle, Ben’s dad, plugs.

This episode contains: Deportation, election night recording, Steven’s first time voting, taking a deep breath, elections are not only every four years, all elections are important, Hillary victory party, Trump leading, possible recounts, voting, third party, Bernie Sanders, House of Cards, Hillary’s crookedness, Electoral College, we’re depressed, leftist Hollywood, social media, first streamed election, red electoral map, calling each state, what a Trump administration will look like, healthcare, Obamacare, people really dislike Hillary, political quiz, the gold standard, death penalty, federal income taxes, Citizens United, immigration, boarder wall, sanctuary city, Syrian refugees, minimum wage, drone strikes, NSA, affirmative action, Jill Stein, Ben is pro death penalty, due process issues, assisted suicide, back to the election, legal weed, background checks for ammo, podcasting is hard, plugs.

This episode contains: Anniversaries, posting regularly, Dropping Loads, SPJ, Halloween, YouTube and copyrights, condolences, long bumpers, shit show at Ben’s, Halloween party, Steven blacking out, baby sitter or stripper, Dixon comes through, drinking, riblets, late night partying, bonfire, making napalm, Anarchist Cookbook, VHS porn, classic porn, same stupid ad, Steven’s Dad’s B-day, Christmas is already taking over, no Thanksgiving decorations, political correctness, Ben is the least racist person in the country, defending Thanksgiving, Ben explains liberal guilt to Steven, the election, both candidates are terrible, it’s down to a coin flip, impeachment, Wacko of the Week, Kesarin Chaichalermpol, porn is illegal in Thailand, quitting porn, marrying an old guy, “Black don’t crack,” being a hooker/wife, too fat to see your own dick, Logan, red band trailer, X-23, Steven’s diet and alcohol processing, more Logan, Alien: Resurrection, Wolverine is dead, X-Men may have run its course, retconning, rating the X-Men movies, time travel’s a bitch, X-Men and Bond, Batman v. James Bond Show, Marvel TV characters not in movies for a reason, Doctor Strange, future of MCU, Spider-Man origins again, Steven bets there’s no flashbacks in the next Spider-Man movie, nice bottle of whisky v. two growler fills, plugs.

This episode contains: Devon in the Ben chair, mocking Ben, YouTube, self-driving cars, types of cars, cost of cars, Ben joins the show!, disgruntled podcaster, not a bit, last ep not fun, Ben talks about the passing of his grandfather, Ben’s grandfather was a joker, cremation, Ben was born with blue balls, talking with grandma, Ben’s personality influences, 6 year old pouring drinks, sexing up a couch, blue jays, rattlesnake story, world feels a little darker, one last “snort,” snake eating, email from Thomas, PayPal donation, #Benbusy, play for donations, heavy episodes, westerns, Leviathan Wakes, Thanks for Glistening, pop culture, Clint was stuck in the middle, inner circle wanting to podcast, a teaching opportunity, cost of being on the network, cost of Devon’s time, crushing debt, ITT Tech, The Rev’s Big Damn Band, Ben’s altercation with a drunk guy, Raiders T-shirt, Ben knows how to talk to drunk people, Halloween costumes, Walking Dead spoilers, Steven and Martine’s trip to Phoenix, morning whisky, diversity, Bitter & Twisted, plugs.

This episode contains: Steven goes it alone, streaming and recording, talking to fans, guests, Pack Up + Go, Obi-Wan Kenobi, spell checking Marsh, Steven’s wife’s mother, Rebels, Darth Maul, Legos, X-Wing Miniatures Game, Old Man’s War, Westworld, Firefly, Serenity, The Dark Tower, Six Gun Tarot, The Man in Black, Assassins Creed movie, Red Dead Redemption, Game Fly, Tombstone, Wild West movies, Mad Max, call-in, Marsh comes on the show, time-differences, Skype, CJN joins the show, old eps of PBS, Henti, One Punch Man, Cowboy Bebop, Crunchyroll, more anime…

This episode contains: Special guest Clint!, Geek Dig, lots of episodes, ultimate movie monster, stabbed in the back, loyalty, podcast experiences, Ben is mad, RSP, financial issues, taxes, watching last ep of Luke Cage, Devon’s kryptonite: Giants game, tweeting, scalability, being in the red, burning out, taking a break, Clint does 4 podcasts, show prep, caring too much, starting a fight, interacting with listeners, advertisers, having passion, consistency, Ben turns red, more fighting, Clint’s tweeting suggestions, quality show notes (like these!), generic tweets, War Pod, bonus shows, make-up sex, more kids, corporate taxes, keeping the lights on, Pure BS Porn Cast, interns and insurance, CJN is a terrible prostitute, Clint’s love life, being hairy, grey hair, geek dating websites, The Corn Belt, Iota hooks Clint up, The Hunt for Cunt, Clint has street cred, Clint dated a genius, we get racist, CA is beautiful, breaking up, the greater good, kidney transplant story, Serial Killer Clint, fight reprise, 50 Shades text generator, plugs.

This episode contains: Where’s Iota?, Fantastic Beats and Buttholes, Order of the Phoenix, cum certified, sound effects, stating the obvious, “hate watch” a TV show, butt chugging, too much TV, Luke Cage, slow starts, origin stories, Luke cage compared to other Marvel shows, Jessica Jones, sex and violence, Luke busts a nut, chocolate nipples, 70s film making, acting, Heroes for Hire, Civil War, rating Marvel TV shows, recording tech, Westworld, Ben flashes back, movie had different lands, movie synopsis, repetition, Cyclops cowboy, contemporary music, Netflix crashed, defending Trump is hard, Old Man’s War, The Wacko of the Week, grandpa love, no pictures, creepy quote, homeless drunks, new CJN email, chicken nuggets, stalking or flirting, more spelling errors, lesbian threesome, college experiences, condoms and porn.

This episode contains: Silent guest, introductions, making fun of SFP, election, VP nominees, ratings for debate, playing a “game,” Rich Chigga, variations of the n word, Iotaman, is Trump racist?, will he drop out?, who’s really going to win?, Steven’s impressions, unprofessional Trump, Steven is registered to vote!, who is actually supporting Trump, protest voting, testing our government, Fallout in real life, Putin and Trump, nukes, playing a character, Ms. Universe, Bill Clinton affairs, next debate, polls, liberal media, rise of Obama, campaigning, people dug the Iota show, Ben defends Trump, how bad is Hillary?, how dangerous is Trump?, trade agreements, TPP, Zap and Trump, fun fighting, Gary Johnson, naming a foreign leader, Aleppo question, end of Part I.

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