Oh fuck, oh no... we think we left our pussy in our other jeans. God dammit! We hate when this happens, we're so forgetful. Can you gives us a minute? We might have a travel-size in our purse...

For the first time in what seems like forever, and certainly for the first time in 2021, it's just. us. girls. And boy did we have a lot of pent-up psychosis. First, we look back on 2020 AND look to the future with our new years' resolutions.

But it's not all about us: we flex our clapback at the Flo Milli x Beats AAVE struggle commercial and recast AOC in it, we take a stance once and for all against gay actors and their so-called "rights," AND whether straight men should be forced to buy women's products if they want anything that isn't a toolkit or a spare tire. Amen and awomen hunty!

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