QMBY

Astral Muffin might be the worst Grateful Dead album. Convenience fees are not at all convenient. Giving Starbucks an offer they can’t refuse.

Sandra Bernhardt’s armpit! What is FortNite? I seriously don’t know what it is. VR is probably going to solve our climate change problems. Let’s do this!

He's speaking German! Shhh. The kids are down but don’t worry I’ll tuck you in also. Sweet Dreams.

43 going on 80 is going to be the Cannonball Run of the 2020’s! But just as soon as somebody writes it, so get on that. Of course I’ll take 10% off the top and 40% off the backend if it sells because it was my idea. That’s just good business.

The Post Holiday Episode. There’s not much to do on the Day After Xmas. Back in the day TVs had knobs that you had to get up to change. It’s strange when TV shows dramatically change the location between seasons. I’m looking at you Wonder Woman and Buck Rogers.

It’s Xmas eve! Thanks to Spencer’s for supporting the podcast. Get 10% off using the promo code in the podcast. Holiday parties are great but also incredibly taxing. I think we might have our first listener!

In this episode of QMBY I get Helen Slater’d (that’s when you confuse Helen Slater movies). If you’re in a local band please stop using cassettes to peddle your tunes. They don’t make your music sound its best. Show me your BoomBox!

The Nobody Cares Episode! We might have solved the world’s problems with this episode. Plus, nobody cares what you’re doing so go and do it freely!

The story of old time cowboy Dongle Jack and how he couldn’t manage to stay in Receptacle Hole for very long. Also, when your child has a sleepy-time melt down and then breaks into a yawn, it’s kind of the best.

This is a stormy episode! Peter Jackson made a WW1 documentary using footage from the WW1 archives and it’s pretty impressive. Fathom Events! Powell’s Books has great mugs. And books!