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We’re catching up after our big event yesterday: the commemorative 20th episode! We’ll take this one slow and low.

The Commemorative 20th Episode!

This is Epic!! We flashback to the past couple of weeks to cull out the best of the best of last 20 eps! Come with us down memory lane with such classics as Poop Goals, Our First Sponsor and so many more. …yep, it’s a clip show.

Epic Collab! Coffee is generally sold by the sack. If you’re rocking a home Gym, well that must be nice. Epic collab between the Carpenters and the Royal Phil! Rock concert T Shirts used to be a badge of honor, a signifier stating you were at the show. Now they’re everywhere and meaningless.

#putintweetin The meteorologists in my area have rigged the game. #putintweetin Don Rickle’s brain worked really fast when coming up with zingers. How MAD Magazine saved my crying, homesick summer camp experience.

*correction: The MAD Magazine issue had the Gremlins on the cover. Not E.T. Fucking close enough.

*correction: Sergio Aragones was the panel cartoonist.

Top Fitness Tip revealed! Bringing back Tay Zonday. Having children help us to emotionally level up. Fuck you Mies Van Der Rohe! Why are we so stuck on bringing back the past?

No commercial breaks! Spoiler Alert: Kids get up early! Another Spoiler Alert: Teenagers sleep in! Looking at Billboard charts from days of old will probably surprise you. No commercial breaks in this episode!

Disclaimer: the word Fuck is used heavily throughout this podcast but not in anger. Instead it’s used to describe intercourse. Veneers: are they worth getting your teeth ground down into little nubs? Today we get down to the bottom of it! Fuck.

Ariana Grande! Tina Turner! Jocko & Jamba Juice!

Let’s start with a name that tune. If your parents aren’t looking then for God’s sake watch the naked people! Ear hair is nothing to fear, just something to be dealt with on a day to day basis. Children’s markers should not smell like anything good or food related. Stop it.