Brrr! It’s cold. The commorative poop trophy. Get your “Our Social World Closes, Our Emotional World Opens Up” mug, Coming Soon. Yo Tim Cook fix my phone!

The ASMR episode. What are your Poop Goals and are you meeting them? Fingers have healed but Spencer fell out of the swing and died. Is there miscommunication in texting and social media? We get to the bottom of this while leveling up in this episode!

Crisp winter days are perfect for urinating outdoors! Make sure to keep your automobile up to date in terms of oil and gas and stuff. Do all phones have a limited shelf life and why can’t they fix that? It’s a good time to be a kid growing up in the world today.

Early morning traffic update. Nasal spray is back. Leslie Nielsen! Random back to back phone call interruptions from Laos. Is everyone alright? Shopping on the internet was never going to take off.

The Poop Coyote song! Late start today. You might think you’re a person who only needs 4 hours of sleep a night. You’re wrong. Sleep is very important. Are you an introvert like me? Comment below! People have multiple Instagram accounts and comment on their own photos as if they’re not the same person.

Crocs Motion Picture!

Can we get an update on the status on the Quimby Wikipedia page? Don’t use nasal spray for longer than 2 days. Seriously! Have you seen one movie trailer? Then you’ve seen them all.  Also, the seeds have been planted for the Crocs Motion Picture!

Happy December! Make sure to the bring VHS or Beta tag to the front desk in order to retrieve your video cassette. Make your bed everyday and reap the benefits. Why are you waiting in line for breakfast? And go see films that are sincere like The Old Man and the Gun. It’s Saturday!

Share this podcast with 50,000 of your friends! Alarms can be jarring for your sleeping partner. What are schools for? Ideas are stronger than the technology.

Drill down! Here’s a little sample of the type of quality show you can expect. When will someone develop an app that can send smells to people? A social media of smells. Our first sponsor! Circle back with us and double down on this episode!

The Vasectomy Episode! Be careful opening yogurt lids as they might have razors built in the edge and you will slice open your fingers. Using a Walkman on car trip can be limiting. Finally, cutting the cord. Vasectomized! If you’re into hearing about male testicles then this show is for you!